It's a shame the world isn't balanced with this...THE WORLD WOULD BE AMAZING IF IT WAS! :3

You are really, really looking in the wrong places. Hang out more at the Experience Project, Fantasy Feeder. Trust me, there are a lot more of us than you think. Give me a heavy guy any day: a man that can appreciate a good meal usually has the ability to better appreciate a woman, and enjoying the other fine things of life as well. There are trade offs with activity and mobility, but the hours of just gentle touch make it all very, very worth it.

Haha. Trust me, I've been around the virtual block a few times. I know there's a large segment of women who do, whether they freely admit it or not. Thank you for existing, though, honestly. I'm simply being a bit whiny because, while it is fairly easy to locate a decent amount of FFAs online, it's trying to locate one within the practical "real world" that is much more difficult. I've come close - I can name a few who are fairly close to where I live, but it is the part where personal compatibility comes into play that such things normally fall through. I don't want to just date someone who likes fat but hates my personality. That'd be just awful. =P

But it's always fun just talking about the sexy side of things, so I guess I'm just exaggerating a bit on how elusive you actually are for the sake of expressing my desire to actually personally know one and have conversations about it in "real life" so to speak.

Hahaha, we're out there. Just elusive, I guess.
Maybe you have to set traps or something. XD

I'll just say it, you're just awesome in general anyway. If I didn't already know you were taken or was less of a gentleman, I'd have sent you a note a looooong time ago, but it just seemed impolite to say "Oh hai so i hear you like fat guys i am a fat guy lololol". Trust me when I say it's just refreshing to get the confirmation that girls like you exist at all. It honestly is just great. So thanks for existing! =P

Well, it's my pleasure! :D
And I'm glad you're a gentleman. We need more gentlemen out there. ^^ Hope you can find that special girl who appreciates you on all levels.

I now have an image of a woman as a giant squid, and for that, I thank you.

You're quite welcome!