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huskers
What color is your underwear?
white
Do they have a design?
plaid
What color are your socks?
not wearing any
Is there a design on them?
^
Are you a virgin?
yes
Happy that way?
idk
What is your favorite sex position?
doggystyle
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Probably gay. But Bi at the moment
Do you look at hentai?
No
Real porn?
Not regularly
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
no
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Only once
Who was your first kiss with?
havent had one
Are they of the opposite sex?
^
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, but that's the way it's going to happen anyway.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
no
Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet. I'm considering get one to cover some of my scars.
Have you ever got a girl pregnant?
Um, dont intend to.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No and I'm proud of that.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Hadn't had the chance and never will.
Ever been cheated on?
^
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Everyday twice a day.
Do you own any sex toys?
no?
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
YUCK
Have you ever masturbated?
Hmmm.... Probably
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yeah
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
no
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Do I have a vagina?
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes, and I regret it.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Naw man I dont swear not into that shit (but yes)
Are you uncomfortable yet?
No.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No I'm being held against my will in a gay bar and have about 20 snipers outside the building to make sure I finish. (yes)
huskersWhat color is your underwear?
white
Do they have a design?
plaid
What color are your socks?
not wearing any
Is there a design on them?
^
Are you a virgin?
yes
Happy that way?
idk
What is your favorite sex position?
doggystyle
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Probably gay. But Bi at the moment
Do you look at hentai?
No
Real porn?
Not regularly
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
no
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
Only once
Who was your first kiss with?
havent had one
Are they of the opposite sex?
^
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
No, but that's the way it's going to happen anyway.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
Yeah.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
no
Do you have any tattoos?
Not yet. I'm considering get one to cover some of my scars.
Have you ever got a girl pregnant?
Um, dont intend to.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
No and I'm proud of that.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Hadn't had the chance and never will.
Ever been cheated on?
^
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Everyday twice a day.
Do you own any sex toys?
no?
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
YUCK
Have you ever masturbated?
Hmmm.... Probably
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
Yeah
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
no
Are you on any form of birth control (the pill, the patch, etc)?
Do I have a vagina?
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
Yes, and I regret it.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
Naw man I dont swear not into that shit (but yes)
Are you uncomfortable yet?
No.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
No I'm being held against my will in a gay bar and have about 20 snipers outside the building to make sure I finish. (yes)
