I would poke it.....If it was female lol!

Hehehe, you and me both, if it is friendly,
um ... you go first ...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!! COMPLICATED QUESTIONS!

But wait.... *poke*

*the laundry creature pokes you back*

What would a creature made entirely from scrunched up laundry look like?
>colourful, i guess. this reminds me of a D&D3 monster named "Raggamoffyn" which consist of waste magic and stuff that lay around once inhabited places.

Would it be male, female or something else, padded with socks in all the right places?
>depends on the clothes it consists of, methinks. a male one would use tennis socks, while a dfemale would use non-translucent nylons. or translucent ones, if it's out for an adventure. a female may be made up from dessous, though.

Would it be the goddess of The Lost Socks, the embodiment of all the socks lost in The Drier, made entirely out of socks?
>only if you have lost more than ten socks a week. or is that "sacrificed"?

Would it look like a skunk if it were made up of used and smelly gym wear?
>at least it would smell like one. or a heap of horse manure.

Would it pillage and plunder laundry mats to add new mass to itself to eventually tower over people, houses and cities?
>and crush us with worn undies? hell yeah!

Would it wear clothes?
>wouldn't that be cannibalism?

Would it be fashion conscious or wear other laundry creatures like fur skins?
>depends on the household, i guess.

Would it speak a language we could understand or its own cloth language?
>at least it would run a flappy mouth.

Would it be able to change its shape at will or would it need outside help to refold it into new shapes?
>outside help like in using a hot iron? ah, the IRONy :) "unbutton yerself, i wanna iron out your crinkles. you been sleeping in your clothes again?"

Would it fear washing machines and driers or would they be its equivalent of an amusement park?
>the masochist ones maybe. or those into unbirthing.

Would it resent us for wearing its potential brethren or enjoy the closeness?
>the kinky ones would, i guess. but since there are always some who doesn't understand, we would behold two fractions at least.

Would it swim through water like a fish and fly through the air like a bird?
>i think yes. depending on the material, though. a soaked jeans swims like a lead duck.

Would it walk on two legs, four legs, more legs or fewer legs?
>how many pants are involved?

Would it be made of dirty or clean laundry?
>again, depends on the household. if you leave your dirty clothes alone long enough they may one day go and apply for independence with the U.N.

Would it be jealous of creatures made of water, sand, liquid latex or jello, or befriend them?
>or be afraid of them, since they cannot speak their languages? maybe trying to keep them as a pet. with a water/air creature this might become interesting :)

Would it be highly intelligent, solving world problems, or dumber then dumb and just add to the smell?
>*sniff* smell? :)
Would two of them together be where new clothes come from?
>thats a really interesting one. could it be that new clothes are born instead of sewn together in dirty third world sweat shops? but then again, where does all those retro look crap come from?

Would they be known as Laundry Creatures?
>or short: laundries.
Would they be accepted by those whose appearance they emulate?
>rather watched by the NSA.
Would they feed on drier sheets and drink fabric softener?
>and get addicted to bleach.

What would a creature made entirely up of scrunched up laundry be like?
Would you poke it?
>with a ten foot pole, maybe. but only if the gods are really feathered.

So we have a Godzilla sized creature which possibly wears pink panties, with god like powers, and goes around demanding the sacrifice of no less then 10 pars of socks a week. Destroyer of laundry mats in a never ending struggle to sate the hunger to be bigger. Stepping on people and leaving the distinct odour of used underwear in its wake. Talks too much, is wrinkly, may or may not have some strange kinks (such as being worn by people), smells of both sweaty men and perfume (depending on which side of it you stand), and two of these creatures together is the source of new clothes in our world. Its main diet consists of drier sheets and fabric softener (also found in laundry mats), how ever a few have been know to become addicted to bleach, signs of this addiction consist of odd white stains around the mouth and hands.

And you probably wouldn’t want to get to close to it either.

Did I miss anything?

Now you got me curious. What led to this particular train of thought? Laundry day?

It seems when I take a cup of tiredness, add in a half cup of laundry and a half cup of reminiscing over some art-trades, then add a pinch of late at night, mix it all into my brain and shake well and apparently this comes out.

Who knew!

Aaaah, gotcha! Sleep deprivation, such a wonderful thing. :)

It is isn't it?

ever tried Scho-Ka-Kola? i heard it does wondrous things to some american inhabitants.

Nope never tried it,

"... do NOT give this product to children or the elderly." – some website

Oh my, that must be some strong stuff!

the german air force used it with WW2 to keep the pilots awake.
'nuff said :)

Eek!
I could only imagine that flying a plane during dangerous times would make people jittery enough, but to add stimulants and sugar on top of that? That could not have been good for them.

you might have a point there, since we lost the bloody war :)