It was a timed examination. I have to move to the next desk when the bell rings. Each question was given 1 minute to read, think, and answer. Other than the normal questions that asks about obstetrical knowledge, there are some silly questions inserted in between. Causing me to laugh the whole time I was examing, despite the fact that I can barely answer about half of the questions.



Q: Which tool from the department would you use to reduce libido, if playing football doesn't work?

Not sure if I should answer "Artificial vagina" or "Surgical blade". >_>
(A classmate told me that he answered "KY gel".)

or may be I should pick.... Burdizzo.


Q: Which song fits your feelings right now, why?

*I could only think of sad songs at the time.*


Q: A canine came to the fertility clinic to collect semen. The dog's name was Oldie, female, 2 years old, has harsh lung sound, Heart sound normal, temperature normal, blablabla The question is, why semen collection cannot be done on this dog?

A: Because Oldie is female. >_> She can't produce semen.


True story.
There are many more, but I can't recall all those silly questions at this time.
So tired, laughed too hard.




PS. Playing football is an inside joke of my country. The latest national exam for college entrance has this "Miscellaneous" subject question that ask the examinees what they should do if they have a sexual urge. The answer choices were "Play football", "Talk to parents", "Go see a movie with a friend of opposite gender" or "Sleep". This is the most ridiculous exam question I've ever heard of in my entire life. And this question becomes a meme. "To play football" have a whole new meaning for us.


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