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Ziggy Rants 3: Now bite sized
17 years ago
General
Been a while since I did one of these. However, I’m gonna do something new with this one. For the last few months, I’ve had a lot of things to get annoyed at. Thing is, most of these were too short, too insignifigant to write a full rant about, or I was afraid I’d piss off too many people. But, since I made this account so I could show my true colors, I’m going to vent off a few small things that have been on my mind. Rather then a full rant, these are just going to be a bunch of small quick statements in succession so they can be done and over with. As usual, if you happen to be one of these kinds of people I’m bitching about, feel free to disagree. You have the right to. I only direct these at the most extreme cases anyway.
Okay. Ready? Set? GO!
Starfox:
There ARE other games to draw porn of. Sexy as Krystal is, a little variety never hurt.
User Comments:
Look. I don’t know this artist personally, but I don’t think he appretiates you informing him that you blew your load over his picture.
Sonic the Hedgehog:
Cream sucks. Bring something new to the game or GTFO. Silver, stop being so broken.
Casualfags vs Tourneyfags:
Just play the goddamn game.
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess:
I sure hope the second part of the game is a lot better then these first three dungeons.
Anonymous:
They’re not out to get you furries. Most of them wouldn’t care if you didn’t whine at them.
Furry Closet:
Why DO you gotta tell people like them, anyway? It’s just a fettish.
Furry Acceptance:
Not gonna happen. Until I see people walking around in bondage gear and playing with each others shit, no fetish is going to be acceepted in normal society.
Parents:
Grumbling “Stop!” at your newborn baby will not make it quit crying.
Artistic block:
Dear Ziggys hands. Please stop being fucktards and start drawing things that don’t suck
Artistic Goals
# While you’re at it. Start drawing masterpieces, too. You’ll never be as good as Wantoon or Pokelai if you don’t stop drawing squiggly pieces of shit
Current Era Cartoons:
Shitsux. Stop using flash. You make your cartoons jerky and fail.
Cartoons from the 90s back:
Shitrox. Bring it back. DVDs motherucker. Do you speak it!?
Art Thieves:
Not only did you steal that persons artwork, but you’re trying to sell it? To add to that, trying to sell fanart of a video game? Please die of exploding cancer/AIDS
Webcomics:
Consistant update schedual or GTFO. If it takes you eight months to do three weeks worth of comic and you can only say “Lol! Sorry!” then you aren’t meant to do webcomics.
Whew. I think that's enough for now
Okay. Ready? Set? GO!
Starfox:
There ARE other games to draw porn of. Sexy as Krystal is, a little variety never hurt.
User Comments:
Look. I don’t know this artist personally, but I don’t think he appretiates you informing him that you blew your load over his picture.
Sonic the Hedgehog:
Cream sucks. Bring something new to the game or GTFO. Silver, stop being so broken.
Casualfags vs Tourneyfags:
Just play the goddamn game.
Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess:
I sure hope the second part of the game is a lot better then these first three dungeons.
Anonymous:
They’re not out to get you furries. Most of them wouldn’t care if you didn’t whine at them.
Furry Closet:
Why DO you gotta tell people like them, anyway? It’s just a fettish.
Furry Acceptance:
Not gonna happen. Until I see people walking around in bondage gear and playing with each others shit, no fetish is going to be acceepted in normal society.
Parents:
Grumbling “Stop!” at your newborn baby will not make it quit crying.
Artistic block:
Dear Ziggys hands. Please stop being fucktards and start drawing things that don’t suck
Artistic Goals
# While you’re at it. Start drawing masterpieces, too. You’ll never be as good as Wantoon or Pokelai if you don’t stop drawing squiggly pieces of shit
Current Era Cartoons:
Shitsux. Stop using flash. You make your cartoons jerky and fail.
Cartoons from the 90s back:
Shitrox. Bring it back. DVDs motherucker. Do you speak it!?
Art Thieves:
Not only did you steal that persons artwork, but you’re trying to sell it? To add to that, trying to sell fanart of a video game? Please die of exploding cancer/AIDS
Webcomics:
Consistant update schedual or GTFO. If it takes you eight months to do three weeks worth of comic and you can only say “Lol! Sorry!” then you aren’t meant to do webcomics.
Whew. I think that's enough for now
AND FOR THE LOVE OF BONERTASTICPIE HIS NAME IS ROBOTNIK! I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WAPANESE SAY ILL NEVER ACCEPT HIM AS EGGMAN YOU TWITS
as with Twilight princess ::the Goron mines are the best of the first three, the ice mansion is the best and the twilight castle sucks the testes of angry hornets
and anonymous bleeds luls, we should watch them be silly if anything else :3
While Silver brought new gameplay, did we REALLY need another hedgehog? I guess it was so he wouldn't be the odd one out in Next Gen, but come on. Doesn't help that, save for speed, he's better then Sonic in every way, shape, and form. He flies. He fights. His story has more impact then any of the others. Is Sonic Team TRYING to make people forget about Sonic? Damn potleaf headed bastard.
Cream is the one I despise. She's Tails, but better. She can fly, she has the sidekick role filled, she's so cute you wanna kick her in the teeth. Sure she has her chao, which is her little gimmick, but can't she just have that? That'd be a cool gameplay element if played right.. But no. If she was different, how would they be able to phase out the original characters to make room for Shadow and Creams Super Happy Angst Time for the PS3?
On the whole Robotnik/Eggman thing, I'm neutral. I tend to call him either name without thinking