I hope you're prepared XD

1. time started: 01:15

2. full name: James Wilson

3. nickname(s): Jazz, Jazzman

4. birthday: 24, November, 1989

5. where were you born: San Diego, California

6. zodiac sign: Uhh... didn't they change it or something? Used to be Sagittarius, now it's Scorpio I think.

7. height: 5'9ish

8. weight: Last I checked, around 155 pounds

9. hair color: Brown

10. eye color: Hazel. My contacts make them look green though

11. shoe size: 9

12. ring size: No idea XP

13. skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): Pretty pale, except my arms I guess... kind of funny XP

14. blood type: I've... never asked

15. grade: Junior in college

16. GPA: The GPAs are so absolute here... My card would probably say 4.0, but only because I barely keep As. It's probably closer to a 3.5 or something.

17. siblings: Two sisters

18. tattoos: None

19. piercings: None

20. hobbies: Video games, the computer, chatting with friends

Favorite
22. color : Gray

23. food: Pretty much anything Mexican... or FEESH

24. Candy: Starburst

25. type of cheese: Swiss

26. pizza topping: Anything meat... I like meat

27. salad dressing: Italian

28. sandwich: Steak and cheese

29. cereal: Life! LIFE! Why don't they sell Life here?!

30. fruit: Bananas... hehehe. I like apples too.

31. vegetable: Hmm, probably corn.

32. berry: Strawberry

33. cake: Cheesecake

34. book: Redwall

35. movie: Really don't think I can pick just one...

36. magazine: I don't read magazines

37. newspaper: I don't read newspapers either XP

38. tv show: Teen Titans! Why did the magic have to end?

39. website: Furaffinity

40. radio station: I don't listen to the radio

41. font: lol I guess Arial, simply because it's the default and I don't really have a preference

42. cartoon character: Difficult. For continuity I'll go with Slade from Teen Titans... I like villains.

43. artist: I don't pick favorites

44. actor: lol Liam Neeson I guess

45. actress: Dunno

46. CD: Would you believe that I've never owned an actual music CD?

47. song: Always changing. Currently it's "Lovers in Japan" by Coldplay

48. music group: Daft Punk, Boys Noize, Anamanaguchi, Coldplay, The Killers

49. music type: Techno, Electronica, Trance, Dubstep, Alternative Rock

50. day of the week: Saturday

51. month: December

52. season: Winter

53. holiday: Christmas. Not for presents... for friends and family.

54. shampoo: I don't have a favorite... shampoo is shampoo

55. conditioner: Read the above but replace "shampoo" with "conditioner"

56. number: 14

58. store: Gamestop

59. weather: Rain

60. restaurant: Guess I'll go with Chili's, but food is food.

61. channel: Sci-fi, Discovery

62. teacher: Hmm, going to go with Mr. Ennis. American History teacher. Told us we didn't even need to read the book in order to pass his class and liked to poke fun at certain parts of history, such as pet peeves he's had. Liked to talk about personal things too, making the class interesting.

63. weekend activity: Gaming, hanging out with friends, chatting

64. hangout: A friend's house

65. house color: I... don't care? As long as it's not pink I guess.

66. sport to watch: None of them, it puts me to sleep

67. sport to play: Badminton, if you want to call it a sport

68. animal: Otters. My best kept secret

69. flower: Snap Dragons

70. board game: Cranium!

71. party game: Rock Baaaaand!

72. story from childhood: Didn't have a favorite

73. body part: LOL peeeeenis! I said it

Have you ever
74. been on a train: Yes, was pretty cool

75. been on a plane: Yes, but it was a small, 4-person aircraft

76. been in a car accident: Nope

77. caused a car accident: Definitely not

78. run into a wall: Yes, probably more than once. Glass screens too

79. burned a potato chip: What? No

80. almost burned the house down: Nope

81. smoked: Never

82. been drunk: Probably not. Drank enough to make it difficult to focus my eyes, but I doubt that constitutes "drunk"

83. broken the law: Depends on what you mean, but in that general sense a better question would be who hasn't broken the law?

84. burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): Yes

85. kissed someone of the opposite sex: I guess? I would hardly call pecking your grandmother on the cheek an actual kiss XP

86. kissed someone of the same sex: Heh... not yet

87. made out: Nope, not yet

88. gotten engaged: No XP

89. had an online relationship: As in the past? No. Not entirely sure how to answer that now though...

90. been rejected by a crush: Maybe. I wouldn't really call it a crush, was more like peer pressure from "friends"

91. loved: ... Still am

92. made yourself cry to get out of trouble: Hah, can't deny that I have. Not much though, since it rarely worked anyway XP

93. cried in public: Yes, as a child

94. cried over a movie: Nope, can get pretty watery though...

95. fallen asleep in a movie theater: No, but I have dozed during some late movies

96. given someone a bath: My dogs?

97. been to a boarding school: Nope

98. been home-schooled: Nope

99. lost a valuable item: Not that I recall

100. bungee jumped: Nope, but looks kind of cool

101. skied: I have not

102. met the president: lol no XD

103. met a celebrity: I don't recall. Probably not, I'm pretty boring

104. gotten a cavity: Yes, one. Had a pretty long streak going, oh well

105. shopped at abercrombie & fitch: No, why would I?

106. made a prank call: I guess. Called some random numbers in the past, just to see who would pick up. Theeeen one of them had caller id and called back. XP Mother was pretty upset lol

107. skipped school: Never

108. faked sick to get out of school: Not exactly. Sometimes I would... "exaggerate" a bit, but I was still technically sick when I did it

109. climbed a tree: Easy to climb trees, yes

110. fallen from a tree: No

111. broken a bone: I fractured my right wrist once.

112. sprained anything: Nope

113. passed out: I don't think so...

114. made yourself pass out: No

115. been to disney world: I have not, actually... only Disneyland

116. been to a theme park (not disney): Yes

117. said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): I have...

118. made a model volcano (working model): Nah, never did one of those

119. made a clover leaf with your tounge: I've tried, don't know how

Past
120. what did you do yesterday: Went to class and did schoolwork for most of the day. Then chatted.

121. memory you miss the most: Hah, back in early elementary school... there always seemed to be so much time back then. Now there is little time

122. memory you want to forget: Ehh... later parts of middle school. I was bullied...

123. something you regretted after it was done: Yes. The way I used to treat some of my friends when I was younger.

124. song you heard: Not sure what's being asked here. Guess I'll just go with "last", since that makes things a little more interesting. Last song I listened to was... "Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5

125. cd you bought: Never bought a music CD.

126. thing you said: Outloud? "Yours is that one" lol

127. time you cried: Oh boy... semi-recently, over a stupid mistake and me worrying about everything too much

128. movie seen in a theater: Casablanca

129. thing you ate: Drumstick ice cream!

130. person who called: Fenrir

131. nail polish shade worn: I have never worn nail polish... and I don't plan to

132. time you showered: This morning

133. person who complimented you: ... Tek

134. what are you listening to: My roommate shift noisily around in his bed

135. what are you wearing: Polo shirt and cargo pants

136. what are you thinking: Uhh... caught me thinking about Tek. Again XD

137. what are you scared of most: Being completely alone. Doesn't even have to be literal... just nobody acknowledging my existence. That's what I'm afraid of

138. how many people are on your buddy list: A decent amount

Future
139. occupation: Electrical Engineer

140. marriage site: Haven't thought about that at all

141. honeymoon: Read the above

142. place to live: Someplace close to the water

143. kids: Eh, kids are ok, but I never really liked the idea of having my own. Don't really need to worry about that anyway, now do I? XP

144. car: I don't care. Just needs to be moderately comfortable, not cost a fortune, and get me from point A to B

145. what are you doing tomorrow: More class and schoolwork, might go out and do something. Always up in the air

146. will there be a wwIII: Probably

147. will politics ever be truthful: Doubt it

148. will humanity snuff itself out: A distinct possibility

149. can the gov. be changed: Wow these questions got kind of serious. Probably not I guess


Friends

150. best friend: I like all of my friends

151. funniest: Brendon

152. silliest: Gonna go with Tek XD

153. loudest: Doug

154. quietest: lol me

155. craziest: Turk

156. calmest: Me again XP

157. skinniest: Dunno

158. best secret keeper: That's my secret...

159. worst secret keeper: Read the above XP

160. smartest: Me? Dunno

161. preppiest: Dunno

162. peppiest: Never really thought about it

163. most hyper: Kerk

164. hottest: loooooool take a guess

165. weirdest: I think we're all a little weird, I'm not picking XP

166. biggest pervert: Don't know XD

167. most annoying: If you take the time to be my friend... then I never find you annoying

168. shyest: Definitely me

169. most religious: No idea


Do you believe in
170. heaven: Eh, not really I guess

171. hell: No

172. angels: Maybe?

173. devil: No

174. god: Not really

175. buddha: No

176. aliens: lol what is there to believe? There are aliens

177. ghosts: A bit, it's an interesting concept

178. spirit (soul): Kind of

179. soulmates: Haven't really thought about this

180. reincarnation: Again, an interesting concept, but I'm not sure

181. love at first sight: Kind of

182. karma: Not really

183. love in general: What kind of question is that? Of course

184. luck: Yes, random chance is all around

185. yourself: I do my best

Crush
186. who and when was your first crush: Oh dear... few months ago... it was Tek XP

187. any now: Depends on what you want to call it now... it's the same person

188. a celebrity crush: Definitely not

189. who do you want to be with right now: lol I get the feeling he'll come up a lot here... Tek XD

190. whos number do you want: Any one of my friends willing to give it I suppose

191. who do you want to kiss: Awww... take a wild guess

192. what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: What's with the shooooooes?

193. if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Anybody? Doesn't have to be so broad... I have one person on my mind

194. on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: Like a 2 or 3, heh. Not romantic at all... sorry

195. first thing noticed about the opposite sex: That they are a woman

196. what do you look for personality-wise: Understanding, caring, sweet, but also fun and silly

197. biggest turn on: I'm actually not sure. Uhh... bare chests LOL now my face is burning...

198. biggest turn off: Haven't really thought about this either. Off the top of my head... griminess or something

199. something they wear that turns you on: The less... the better

200. something they wear that turns you off: Women's clothing...

201. the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: I'm pretty simple...

202. the most romantic thing that has happened to you: Can't think of anything, I'm boring XP

203. what do you wear on a coffee date: Never been on one...

204. is cyber cheating: Depends on how everyone feels, but I wouldn't say that

205. are eyes the passegeway to the soul: I suppose

206. who would you like to take to the prom: I didn't go to prom

207. do you want to hug somebody right now: All the time...

208. do you know what an aphrodisiac is: I... think so? Isn't that like a depressant or something?

Describe
209. mellow: Relaxed and calm

210. melancholy: Sad and depressed

211. the perfect date: Not sure

212. the perfect mate: Someone understanding, caring, sweet, kind, fun, and silly. Someone who loves you for who you are, loves your company even when nothing's really happening, and isn't afraid to speak their mind.

213. why manhole covers are round: Because manholes are round.

One or the other
214. coke/pepsi: They are the same, I don't have a preference

215. sprite/7-up: Read the above

216. boxers/briefs: Boxer-briefs

217. gold/silver: Silver looks better, honestly

218. vanilla/chocolate: Vanilla

219. flowers/candy: Candy

220. book/magazine: Book

221. tv/radio: TV

222. glass half empty/half full: Half empty... sorry XP

223. democrat/republican: I'm horrible and don't pay attention to politics

224. colored pencils/markers: Markers

225. coffee/tea: I'm weird and don't drink either, actually

226. sun/moon: Moon

227. day/night: Night

228. hot/cold: Cold

229. dog/cat: Dog

230. button/zipper: I like zippers

231. cotton/feather pillow: Cotton

232. blue/purple: Blue

233. plumber/trashman: Plumber

234. jeans/shorts: Jeans

235. long distance relationship/none: Long distance

236. mechanical/regular pencil: Mechanical

237. matt/ben: Who?

238. kelso/eric: What?

239. donna/jackie: Why?

240. bart/lisa: Neither

241. romeo/juliet: Neither

242. romantic comedy/thriller: Thriller

243. nsync/bsb: What is bsb?

244. peanut butter/jelly: Peanut butter

245. waffles/pancakes: Waffles

246. letter/email: Email.

247. florida/california: I've only been in California... but there's something special in Florida

248. pizza/burgers: Given the choice, pizza

249. hat/visor: I don't wear hats

250. football/rugby: Ewww, sports

251. iceskating/blading: Ehh, whatever

252. movie at home/in theater: Both!

First thing you think of when you hear
253. yellow: Stars

254. red lipstick: Women

255. socks: Footpaws

256. cowtipping: Loud mooing

257. moulin rouge: The color red

258. greenland: Ice

259. iceland: Green

260. harry potter: You're a wizard Harry

261. red: Blood

262. blackberry: Phone

263. rose: Red flowers

264. rooster: Crowing

265. taxes: Debt

266. bill clinton: Goofy smile

267. whipped cream: Pumpkin pie

268. george w. bush: Derp

269. lollipops: Licking

270. dreams: Sleeping

271. love: Uhh... Tek

272. guys: Phallic objects

273. south park: Annoying

274. boy bands: Depressing

275. pengiuns: What the heck is a pengiun?

276. girls: Lady parts

277. thong: Bulges

278. death: Reaper

279. spoons: Spooning

280. junk mail: Destroy

281. dairy: Milk

282. your father: Goofy

283. pizza: Toppings

284. britney spears: Whatever

285. vitamin: Pills

286. happy: Content

287. sad: Depressed

288. religious: God

289. crazy: Spastic

290. messy: Dirty

291. mad: Angry

292. slacker: Lazy

293. nerd: Video games

294. bookworm: Novels

295. jock: Sports

296. preppy: Crazy

297. selfish: Taker

298. giving: Cuddles

299. obsessive: Wrecker

300. violent: Face-punching

301. calm: Serene

302. peaceful: Silence

303. mellow: Go with the flow

304. eccentric: In your face

305. caring: Loving

306. untrustworthy: Traitor

307. loyal: Kind

308. patriotic: Uncle Sam

309. perverted: Naughty naughty

310. colorful: Rainbow

311. artistic: All the colors


Miscellaneous
312. what color is your jacket: Black

313. do you shave: I do

314. where: My face at the moment

315. what color is your razor: Blue

316. what size is your bed: I think it's a twin

317. what color crayon would you be: Gray

318. what are the last four digits of you phone number: 9411

319. feelings on abortion: Woman's choice

320. how long does it take you to shower: 20-30 minutes... I like showers

321. what does your screenname mean: Jazz is my nickname and otter is my "species"... simple XP

322. thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: People I don't really care about

323. who do you trust the most: My friends...

324. is cussing a necessity in life: lol no

325. how about coffee: Meh... unless it's a Frap I guess

326. is the world screwed: Technically, yes

327. what something you cant live without: My friends and family

328. what time did you fall asleep: 3 AM

329. can you live without a microwave: I guess, it's nice to have though

330. what do think about death: It's a part of life

331. where and when do you want to be married: Definitely haven't thought about that at all

332. do you want to drop out of school: Nope

333. why is the sky blue: The Sun's rays refracting as they pass through particles within the Earth's atmosphere.

334. what is a good trait about yourself: Listening

335. what do you always think about: What I need to do and when I need to do it... and Tek XP

336. what is wrong with your school: It's always under construction

337. what is right with your school: Never really thought about it

338. how do you react to change: Depends on how far in advance I'm notified

339. do you talk to yourself: I do... probably not a good thing, but it helps clear my head

340. what is your opinion on love: Difficult to explain

341. can you afford to lose weight: Yes

342. what color would you dye your hair: I probably wouldn't dye my hair

343. best thing anyone's told you: That they love me for who I am...

344. does being psycho appeal to you: Why would it?

345. if you wrote a book, what would it be about: Probably something fantasy or sci-fi. Tried to write a story before... and then I realized how childish it sounded

346. what would you change your name to: I guess Jazz, but most people call me that already so it really doesn't matter

347. longest crush lasted how long: It's still going...
348. time finished: 21:58 (because I went to sleep)

Haha, did you really read the whole thing? You must have been really curious, bored, and/or crazy to pull that off. If you did, thanks for taking the time I suppose, I had fun going through it. XD