Our Porn, which thy art on the screen
Hallowed be thy actors
Thy spooge come
Thy bitches be done
On earth as it is in the strip bar
Give us this day our daily fappings
and forgive us our chasteness
, as we forgive those who would preach it to us
And leave us not needing
but deliver us from our horniness
For thine is the silicone, the whip and the strap-on
, for ever and ever

Spoodge!