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13 years ago
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Me: A cock is apparently a unit of lquid measure now...
blackwolfe83: dowaaat? XD
Me: 2 small dongs make up one Cock.
blackwolfe83: and two cocks make up a mandingo? o,o
Me: Im going to measure the displacement of one or two of my smaller wangs to see what a "cock" is.
blackwolfe83: xD
Me: But yeah, we were reading a recipe and it said 1 Co k of water.
blackwolfe83: lmfao
Me: The 'o' was supposedly a period. But yeah... We needed a Cock of water to put in a cake.
blackwolfe83: wooow zS
Me: And then... And then we had a broken thing of Pam. She couldnt make it spray, so I fiddled with and cleaned it and managed to get a weak stream... That tended to pulse.
blackwolfe83: xDDDDD
Me: So Lynn said "Ok, when youre done jizzing in my pan, lemme get a papertowel and spread it around..." So for the second pan I held it at cock level.
Annnd after we popped the cake in the oven I sent out "Jizzing With Ginni- The Highlight of EVERYones' Day!" and had some interesting convos from THAT. ^\\^
blackwolfe83: xD
Me: And THEN... Lynns Nana walked thru the kitchen while we were beating/whipping/mixing the batter, and on her way out said "Make sure its WET when you put it in...!" She knows Lynn's lesbian, and Ive crashed over there a few times. We THINK she was talking about making sure there werent any dry chunks in the batter... BUT I choose to interpret it otherwise.
blackwolfe83: mebbe xD
Me: Annnd After Lynn iced it, we sat to wait for it to cool/settle. We looked over and some icing had oozed out of the middle... so she got up and fixed it. Then a few minutes later she looked again...
Lynn: Its still /oozing/...
Me: Thats fine, just means ya did it right.
It... was an awesome day. Always is when I can let the inner Perv out in 'public'. Especially when I can share it, and interact with other ppl via text. ^\\^ I love my friends, when they're actually there for me.
blackwolfe83: dowaaat? XD
Me: 2 small dongs make up one Cock.
blackwolfe83: and two cocks make up a mandingo? o,o
Me: Im going to measure the displacement of one or two of my smaller wangs to see what a "cock" is.
blackwolfe83: xD
Me: But yeah, we were reading a recipe and it said 1 Co k of water.
blackwolfe83: lmfao
Me: The 'o' was supposedly a period. But yeah... We needed a Cock of water to put in a cake.
blackwolfe83: wooow zS
Me: And then... And then we had a broken thing of Pam. She couldnt make it spray, so I fiddled with and cleaned it and managed to get a weak stream... That tended to pulse.
blackwolfe83: xDDDDD
Me: So Lynn said "Ok, when youre done jizzing in my pan, lemme get a papertowel and spread it around..." So for the second pan I held it at cock level.
Annnd after we popped the cake in the oven I sent out "Jizzing With Ginni- The Highlight of EVERYones' Day!" and had some interesting convos from THAT. ^\\^
blackwolfe83: xD
Me: And THEN... Lynns Nana walked thru the kitchen while we were beating/whipping/mixing the batter, and on her way out said "Make sure its WET when you put it in...!" She knows Lynn's lesbian, and Ive crashed over there a few times. We THINK she was talking about making sure there werent any dry chunks in the batter... BUT I choose to interpret it otherwise.
blackwolfe83: mebbe xD
Me: Annnd After Lynn iced it, we sat to wait for it to cool/settle. We looked over and some icing had oozed out of the middle... so she got up and fixed it. Then a few minutes later she looked again...
Lynn: Its still /oozing/...
Me: Thats fine, just means ya did it right.
It... was an awesome day. Always is when I can let the inner Perv out in 'public'. Especially when I can share it, and interact with other ppl via text. ^\\^ I love my friends, when they're actually there for me.
The fact that Id probably have conversations just as creepy with my family... should say something about my mental state. <<;;