01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [ ] You carry a wallet Fuck that I just use pockets.
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building. Unless long distance running. Which I don't do, for obvious reasons.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [x] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating. CAKE!
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [x] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 8

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [x] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football (Real football. None of that American crap.)
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Excuse me... I can't find cricket on this list

Total So Far: 14

Do you shop at:
21) [x] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's I don't even know what this is.
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores Does Pepperberry count?
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [x] Hobby shops
27) [x] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores

Total So Far: 22

Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [x] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [x] Here's your
WALK IT OFF!

Total So Far: 32

Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy I prefer my lesbians actually touching each other.
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [x] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
My magazines of choice are National Geographic, New Scientist and Fortean Times. How girly of me. XD

Total So Far: 33

Have you:
45) [ ] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show. Have you watched Watership Down?
47) [x] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [x] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it. The strip clubs here are not nice... I have hired several female strippers and burlesque performers for friends parties. XD
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.

Total So Far: 35

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 70%

*FLEXES*