Klepto'd from:  tango_d

01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [x] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.

Total So Far: 5

Do you love:
11) [x] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [ ] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [x] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing

Total So Far: 7

Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [x] Sports supply stores
29) [x] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores

Total So Far: 10

Do you say:
31) [x] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [x] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [x] Don't be a wuss.
36) [ ] It's just a scratch
37) [x] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it.
39) [x] Shit
40) [ ] Here's your

Total So Far: 16

Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [x] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal

Total So Far: 17

Have you:
45) [x] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [ ] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party. I'm underage.
48) [X] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it. See 47
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.

Total So Far: 19

Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 38%

Awesome.