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Masculine Meme (if that is what it's called)
13 years ago
General
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SharpieSabre
01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet
03) [?] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance (This is debatable)
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. (I'M NOT FAT!)
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 8.5
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 11.5
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [X] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [X] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 14.5
Do you say:
31) [X] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [X] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [X] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] Shit
40) [X] Here's your
Total So Far: 21.5
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [X] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 22.5
Have you:
45) [ ] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [ ] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [X] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 23.5
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 47%
Eh.
SharpieSabre01) [] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet
03) [?] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance (This is debatable)
04) [X] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [X] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart. (I'M NOT FAT!)
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [X] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 8.5
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [ ] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [X] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 11.5
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [ ] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [X] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [ ] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [X] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [ ] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 14.5
Do you say:
31) [X] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [X] Man-up
34) [ ] When I was your age
35) [X] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [X] Take it like a man.
38) [ ] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] Shit
40) [X] Here's your
Total So Far: 21.5
Do you read:
41) [ ] Playboy
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [X] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 22.5
Have you:
45) [ ] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [ ] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [X] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [ ] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [ ] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 23.5
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 47%
Eh.
