1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Kiska, Jellybeans, or Kelly.

2. How tall are you?
5'2". I'mma shorty

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Auburn (reddish brown)

3. What about eye color?
They change. No joke. Also, central heterochromia. Both eyes are 2 different colors (green and brown)

4. What orientation are you?
Pansexual

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Surf the net, play video games, read, cook

7. What's your job?
Manager of a store where I sell shit.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
Um, my wealth of random knowledge

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My pudge. I'm workin' on it though.

10. What are some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Probably that I talk way too fucking much lol idk, ask them.

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
I have spiritual beliefs, but I'd say agnostic

12. Do you drink?
Socially.

13. Do you smoke?
very occasional hookah

14. What are your fears?
Spiders, flying, failure

15. What are your dreams/goals?
I'd love to get down to my target weight (135, currently 173). Would love to travel more too.

16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
yep

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who are your best buds?
Best? Hmm hard to pick. I mean, obviously Shiro. Then I guess in no order Wifey, Deimos, Twiz, and Otto. But I know a lot of really ace people.

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Pretzels (fuck 'em) lol

19. Favorite drink?
Iced tea

20. Favorite color?
green

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Shapeshifting or telepathy

22. Favorite movie?
Hard to pick one. Let's say Boondock Saints

23. Least favorite food?
Mushrooms, eggs, and pickles. Yech!

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Mmmm steak. And ice cream. And all the bad yet delicious things I can imagine.

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Drive a Dodge POS Ram. Wish I had an SRT 4, an old-school Challenger, or a Lexus IS300. Sexy sexy.

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Spiders.

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Bad drivers and being interrupted

28. Dislike in life?
That Rick Santorum is allowed to speak

29. Most annoying sound?
Screeching children and that "mosquito" ringtone.

30. Most disliked TV show?
reality tv in general. Except Cops. <3 Cops.