1. Do you sleep naked?
Rarely

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Never

3. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
depends on the intimacy

4. Do you enjoy drama?
No. It's pointless and stupid.

5. Are you a manly man?
Are you kidding?

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my sister

7. Small or large package?
Fed Ex refused to ship it... So idk. 8I

8. Are you short?
fuck no.

9. Do you like somebody?
...yeah.

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
Fuck facebook.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
YES

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Not at all

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Every year! :D

14. Are you double jointed?
lolwhut

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
under a tree

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Not with weird intentions...

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
probably... But I dunno.

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
nope. That's what people do to me instead.

19. How many boys will read this just because it says "Boy Confessions"?
Speaking since I didn't name it that.....

[ ] I wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can brush my teeth without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[x] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[ ] JUDE LAW FAG
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[ ] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[x] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[xxxx] Boys are confusing.
[ ] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.

Come on fellas, be truthful!

1. What color is your underwear?
plaid

2. Do you prefer light or dark haired boys?
light


3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
...fuck off.

4. What's one thing a boy can do to make you like them?
...touch me the right way. >///>

5. Do you have a best friend?
like, five. :I

6. Have you ever had your heart broken?
...mhm

7. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
Been there, done that. (ears)

8. Do you like your life?
not really

10. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?
no, but I've never had one to begin with.

11. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
nope

12. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
Girls. Boys are dicks.

14. Have you ever slapped anybody in the face?
mhm

15. What are your biggest fears?
...I don't think I wish to share.

16. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
....

17. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
Fuck you.

18. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater?"
yup

19. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
My good feelings always end up as shitty endings, so I try not to act on them anymore.

20. Do you ever wish you were famous?
who doesn't?

21. Are you currently missing someone?
...You really piss me off.

THIS BOY OR THAT BOY? PICK ONE:

Cowboy or Gangster? - cowboy

Preppy or Punk? - preppy

Face or Body? - Face

Good cook or take you out a lot? - Chef

Sweet or sexy? - Sexy

Armani or Abercrombie? - Armani

Contacts or glasses? - Glasses