Sorry, kind of drunk, forgive typing pls

We've all seen what you can do, now lets see what makes you tick :) Answer the following questions (honestly!) and share with the world who you really are. Ready? Go!

1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Alethea, good luck with that :p I don't actually answwer to it lol

2. How tall are you?
5'6" I r funsize

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Broooooooooooooooooooown

3. What about eye color?
Brooooown with a black speck in my left eye

4. What orientation are you?
Straight ike a board

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Foreveralone n' shit

6. What do you do in your spare time?
art, shit talking, videogames, art and work

7. What's your job?
I art, and work for a mobile vet company as a customer associate and cashier and stand in vet tech

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I have awesome boobs and am fairly tolerant of anythign sans stypudity

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
list tiem, overweight, worthless, slef esterem is shit, kind of drunk

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
Boobs, off the wall sense of humor, penchant for stepping up and herding so to speak

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Agnostic. To each their own and I hope their happier for it, buit please don't push your beliefs on me, I'll happily talk about religion for hours, but not if yu're telling me I'm going to hell etc

12. Do you drink?
Not normally, Roommate + Neighbor are ficing that

13. Do you smoke?
Nope

14. What are your fears?
Being alone, Spiders, and being forgotten

15. What are your dreams/goals?
To be remembered, and find soemone who cherishes me as much as I cherish them

16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
dur. Gonna remain mum about who, though they know who they are

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who's your best bud?
Kemmy, Buttface, Myles, Xassy, Sora, Tae, Wolfie, Peacey, Bru, Rook... so many... I'm learning how to do that trusting thing.,. hope I don't rregret it

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Bbq chips, cheesecake, cherry garcia or late nigh tsnack ice cream.

19. Favorite drink?
tea, the ver occasional Dr Pepper or Mellow Yellow/Mt Dew

20. Favorite color?
Teeeeal

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
flight

22. Favorite movie?
too many, mostly ones with chatacters that love buut are never loved back. Thsoe always hit home for me. Harry potter 7.5, Phantom of the opera, and a coupel others...

23. Least favorite food?
bananas, phallic, and mosquito encouraging

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
Suuuushi and a very nice medium rare aged rib eye steak

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
Dream car? Dodge Viper. Legit realistic dreamer car, Honda Civic hybrid ;p cheap gas is win

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
SPIDERS. I will loose my shit. Just did it last weekend. Nto fun

27. Most hated pet peeves?
stoopid.

28. Dislike in life?
Dumb people who think they're awesome and have inflated egos. Nothing bothers me more

29. Most annoying?
Screaming children @_@

30. Most disliked TV show?
Most reality showes. Pontless.