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Getting to know the Plaguedog
13 years ago
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0. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
I have a name, but it is irrelevent; just call me TJ. That's what my name will be legally changed to anyway.
1. How tall are you?
5'4"
2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown.
3. What about eye color?
Green.
4. What orientation are you?
Pansexual- I honestly couldn't care less about who or what you identify as, I only want to love and be loved in return.
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken, closed relationship.
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Currently, not a whole lot of anything. Mostly battling physical illness, playing video games, and trying not to get overly depressed about it all.
7. What's your job?
In the summer, I inspect bridges. In the winter, I do odd jobs around a consulting firm.
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I empathize- probably a lot more than is really healthy.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I have a self-defeating inferiority complex and a fear of failure.
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I'm short and wear yellow tinted glasses.
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Agnostic.
12. Do you drink?
I used to drink quite a bit.
Now, every time someone mentions drinking, I feel a strong urge to punch them right in the nose.
Purely because I had to give up drinking for health reasons and withdrawl is a bitch.
13. Do you smoke?
Used to. Had to give that up too.
Though, oddly enough, I can't say I've had any strong cravings for a cigarette since...
14. What are your fears?
Heights, small and confined spaces, and clowns.
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Taking things one step at a time; get my health back in order- find out what has been making me so gawddamn sick and unable to fully function.
Go back to university, finish getting a degree in urban studies and planning.
Move out with my partner.
Start flight training.
Just gotta. Get better- get well again.
16 .Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
This is a strange question- I mean. Isn't it entirely natural for the majority of the human population to feel some kind of attraction to someone else?
I've dated a few people. Broke some hearts.
But not recently; I've been with the same person for eight years now.
17. Who's your best bud?
I have plenty of friends, but if I must single some people out, I'd have to pick :userphantasmagora: and :userkrhainos:- they mean the world to me.
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
I guess this bag of assorted nuts will have to do; can't have anything that contains dairy, gluten, or eggs.
19. Favorite drink?
Bee- I mean, I FUCKING LOVE THIS GINGER ALE.
20. Favorite color?
Green. And grey. Well. Grey is a shade, but whatever.
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Self-healing/regeneration.
22. Favorite movie?
This entirely changes depending on what mood I'm in. Since I am currently in an emotionally sentimental headspace, I will choose Homeward Bound.
23. Least favorite food?
Anything that has random crunchy bits in it. I can't stand the random crunchies.
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
I would have a three course meal made entirely of different flavors of ice cream.
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I d'know... That Koenigsegg CCX with the Top Gear Wing is pretty damn sweet.
But I also have a thing for those wee Jeep TJs and would love one in red.
26. Most disliked bug?
I think it's a draw between bed bugs and botflies.
I mean. I was attacked once by bed bugs while spending the night at someone's house. And that was an intensely itchy violation that I cannot wish upon everyone.
But there's also something incredibly skeevy about a fly whose larvae eat and burrow into one's flesh until they pupate.
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Could of/should of instead of could've/should've. People looking over my shoulder at what I'm doing is another one.
28. Dislike in life?
The degredation of human intelligence. And how the education system is so lacking that kids of above average intelligence are bored out of their skulls, thusly diagnosed with ADD/ADHD and essentially drugged for being smart. Parents who can't be bothered to raise their children is another.
Oh, and how sites like Facebook are changing traditional forms of human contact and socialization. i.e. how my family only chooses to communicate with me through Facebook. They all have my phone number, but they choose to use this website instead.
29. Most annoying?
Most annoying what?
30. Most disliked TV show?
Everything on MTV and TLC[does anyone even remember when this was once called The Learning Channel and actually had decent programming?]. As well as all of those celebrity gossip shows.
I have a name, but it is irrelevent; just call me TJ. That's what my name will be legally changed to anyway.
1. How tall are you?
5'4"
2. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
Brown.
3. What about eye color?
Green.
4. What orientation are you?
Pansexual- I honestly couldn't care less about who or what you identify as, I only want to love and be loved in return.
5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Taken, closed relationship.
6. What do you do in your spare time?
Currently, not a whole lot of anything. Mostly battling physical illness, playing video games, and trying not to get overly depressed about it all.
7. What's your job?
In the summer, I inspect bridges. In the winter, I do odd jobs around a consulting firm.
8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I empathize- probably a lot more than is really healthy.
9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
I have a self-defeating inferiority complex and a fear of failure.
10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I'm short and wear yellow tinted glasses.
11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Agnostic.
12. Do you drink?
I used to drink quite a bit.
Now, every time someone mentions drinking, I feel a strong urge to punch them right in the nose.
Purely because I had to give up drinking for health reasons and withdrawl is a bitch.
13. Do you smoke?
Used to. Had to give that up too.
Though, oddly enough, I can't say I've had any strong cravings for a cigarette since...
14. What are your fears?
Heights, small and confined spaces, and clowns.
15. What are your dreams/goals?
Taking things one step at a time; get my health back in order- find out what has been making me so gawddamn sick and unable to fully function.
Go back to university, finish getting a degree in urban studies and planning.
Move out with my partner.
Start flight training.
Just gotta. Get better- get well again.
16 .Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
This is a strange question- I mean. Isn't it entirely natural for the majority of the human population to feel some kind of attraction to someone else?
I've dated a few people. Broke some hearts.
But not recently; I've been with the same person for eight years now.
17. Who's your best bud?
I have plenty of friends, but if I must single some people out, I'd have to pick :userphantasmagora: and :userkrhainos:- they mean the world to me.
18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
I guess this bag of assorted nuts will have to do; can't have anything that contains dairy, gluten, or eggs.
19. Favorite drink?
Bee- I mean, I FUCKING LOVE THIS GINGER ALE.
20. Favorite color?
Green. And grey. Well. Grey is a shade, but whatever.
21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Self-healing/regeneration.
22. Favorite movie?
This entirely changes depending on what mood I'm in. Since I am currently in an emotionally sentimental headspace, I will choose Homeward Bound.
23. Least favorite food?
Anything that has random crunchy bits in it. I can't stand the random crunchies.
24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
I would have a three course meal made entirely of different flavors of ice cream.
25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I d'know... That Koenigsegg CCX with the Top Gear Wing is pretty damn sweet.
But I also have a thing for those wee Jeep TJs and would love one in red.
26. Most disliked bug?
I think it's a draw between bed bugs and botflies.
I mean. I was attacked once by bed bugs while spending the night at someone's house. And that was an intensely itchy violation that I cannot wish upon everyone.
But there's also something incredibly skeevy about a fly whose larvae eat and burrow into one's flesh until they pupate.
27. Most hated pet peeves?
Could of/should of instead of could've/should've. People looking over my shoulder at what I'm doing is another one.
28. Dislike in life?
The degredation of human intelligence. And how the education system is so lacking that kids of above average intelligence are bored out of their skulls, thusly diagnosed with ADD/ADHD and essentially drugged for being smart. Parents who can't be bothered to raise their children is another.
Oh, and how sites like Facebook are changing traditional forms of human contact and socialization. i.e. how my family only chooses to communicate with me through Facebook. They all have my phone number, but they choose to use this website instead.
29. Most annoying?
Most annoying what?
30. Most disliked TV show?
Everything on MTV and TLC[does anyone even remember when this was once called The Learning Channel and actually had decent programming?]. As well as all of those celebrity gossip shows.
Those days are fucking gone. Gone like common sense.
Also, FC is best Jeep. n.n
28; In retrospect I bet some kids just don't like school, but don't know it or don't know what else to do. You have to go to school.