What a way to show that yes, I am still alive out here... Stoled from  blinque

Abasiophilia (Casts, Braces, Wheelchairs) - Nah.

Age Play? - Not by a long shot.

Adult Baby/AB Parent? - Oh hell no.

Algolagnia (Pleasure derived from physical pain)? - To some degree.

Amputee Fetishism (Amputation/Deformity)? - Nah.

Anal Sex? - Yup.

Andromimetophilia (Androgeny)? - Meh... Nah.

Arse (Ass Play, Worship)? - I suppose to an extent.

Asphyxiaphilia (Breath Play, Choking)? - A little.

Balloons? - Nah.

Bestiality/Zoophilia? - YES! ALL US FURRIES LOVE THIS CRAP! Please... Give me a break. No chance in hell.

Beating (Flogs, Whips, Canes, etc.)? - If done right.

Biastophilia (Committing Rape/Sexual Assault)? - Only in the sense of consentual play.

Biting/Teeth? - Yes. Please.

Blood (Drawing Blood, Cutting, etc.)? - Never tried this one... But I doubt it.

Body Hair? - Only where it belongs. ^^ Being bi-curious, I wouldn't mind this in a guy.

Body Modification (Tattoos, Branding, Piercings, Scarification, etc.)? - I dig tattoos.

Bondage (Blind folds, Gags, Restraints)? - Haven't tried it yet, but I like the idea. ^^

Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Hmm... Maybe to a degree.

Candle Wax? - Something I've not tried.

Chains? - See Bondage. :P

Chastity Devices? - Hmm... Could be interesting having to get through one. ^.-

Chinese Balls/Ben Wa Balls/Anal Beads? - Never tried, but not opposed.

Cling Film/Plastic Wrap? - Not tried.

Cock and Ball Torture, Clamps, etc.? - Eek...

Collar and Lead/Leash? - Yes... I like it when my kitty uses mine on me.

Confinement/Caging? - Eh... I'll pass.

Coprophilia (Shit Play/Scat)? - Yeeck. -.-

Costumes (Period, Fetish, etc.)? - I'd give this a shot.

Cross Dressing? - Nah, with the exception of tomboyish femmes.

Cupping (Suction of the Skin)? - Huh?

Dacryphilia (Arousal from Tears)? - Nah.

Defilement (Seeing a partner dirty or wet)? - No thanks.

Denim? - Yes.

Depilation/Shaving? - Hmm... That depends.

Diapers/Diaper Lover? - Hell no.

Dildos (Hand-held & Strap-ons)? - Oh, the things I can toy with kitty with...

Discipline? - Depends on the context.

Doctor/Nurse Fetish? - Hey, naughty nurse? ^^

Domination? - I'm naturally dominant... But don't mind the tables being turned.

Ears? - Usually a good spot to play with. ^^

Electrotorture (EMS TENS units)? - Nah.

Emetophilia (Vomit, Regurgitation)? - There are people that think this is sexy? O.o

Erotic Photography? - Yes.

Exhibitionism/Sex In Public? - Not something I've tried.

Feathers? - Depends.

Pyrophilia (Fire Play)? - Fire burns, I'll pass.

Food Play? - Depending on context.

Fuck Machines/Robots? - I kinda have a thing for tech.

Furry/Fur Fetishism? - Noooo... Not meeee... *oozes sarcasm* There are things I like in furry, and things I don't.

Gangbangs? - No. -.-

Genital Worship? - Hmm... Nah.

Guns (Gun Play, Worship)? - I like guns.. But guns and yiff? Not sure on that one.

Hair Pulling? - Yes.

Handcuffs/Shackles? - Yes. Is that odd coming from a law enforcement officer? O.o

Harnesses? - Something I'd be willing to try.

High Heels/Stilettos? - Yes.

Humiliation? - Nah.

Infantilism (Pacifiers/Bottles, etc.)? - No.

Kidnapping Play? - Hmm... Maybe.

Klismaphilia (Douching/Enema)? - Nah.

Knives (Razors, Swords, other blades)? - Nah.

Lace/Lingerie? - Nothing wrong with that. ^^

Latex? - Hmm...

Leather? - ... Intriguing.

Making Home "Movies"? - Never done it.

Masks (Erotic/Gas Masks, etc.)? - Nah.

Masochism? - Nah.

Massage? - Yes.

Master/Slave? - On occasion.

Masturbation (Mutual or Forced)? - Yeah, but not as good as sex.

Medical Scenes/Equipment? - Nah.

Menstruation (Sex During, Eating, etc.)? - Never tried, but no to eating.

Murder Fetishism? - No.

Military Fetish/Uniforms? - I like uniforms. ^^

Milk Fetishism/Lactation? - To a degree.

Necrophilia (Death, Corpses)? - Nope.

Nipples? - Yes.

Oral Fixations? - Hmm...

Oral Sex? - I enjoy giving and receiving.

Pain (Giving/Receiving)? - To an extent.

Piercings? - Depends on where.

Pinching? - Nah.

Play Piercing/Needle Play? - Nah.

Plushophilia (Stuffed animals, Plushies)? - See Bestiality, with slightly less hostility. ^.-

Podophilia (Foot Fetish)? - To a small extent.

Power Exchange? - I like the ability to play switch.

Pregnancy Fetishism? - I'll admit to having a thing for pregnant women.

Punishment? - To some degree.

The Rack/Medieval Devices? - Nah.

Raptophilia (Sexual arousal from being raped)? - No.

Religious (Nunplay, Priestplay)? - Egads, no.

Retifism (Shoes or Boots)? - No.

Rimming? - To an extent.

Role Playing? - Occasionally.

Rubber? - Hmm...

Sadism? - Nah.

Scent? - Scent can be good. ^^

Sensory Deprivation? - Depends on what sense is being deprived.

Smoking Fetishism? - Nah.

Spanking/Paddling? - If done right. 6.-

Statuephilia (Mannequins, Dolls, etc.)? - Nah.

Stockings/Fishnets/Pantyhose? - Yes.

Talking Dirty/Verbal Humiliation/Abuse? - Dirty talk can be great. Humilation/abuse... No.

Tickling? - Nah, at least sexually.

Tongue Fetish? - I've been told I do well... ^.-

Toys (Buttplugs, Vibrators, etc.)? - Toys can be fun.

Transvestism? - Nah.

Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine)? - Yeeck. -.-

Violence/Physical Injury? - Maybe to minor degree.

Voyeurism? - Hmm...

Wrestling/Fighting? - As long as it's done in fun. ^.-

Zombies/Gore? - I don't mind it, but doesn't mean I'd go for it.