1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
Steve

2. How tall are you?
5'8" last time I checked. averageish

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
brown-ish?

3. What about eye color?
Blue eyes. :)

4. What orientation are you?
Primarily straightsexual. Primarily.

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Single. Yep. Happens.

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Sleep. dork around the net. Build things in Secondlife. Gaming. Pretty much anything one can do indoors.

7. What's your job?
Fastest shelf stocker at my Wal-Mart Supercenter.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
My ability to freely act like a dork in public while knowing full well I'm being judged by a bunch of asshat strangers. :P

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My joints. Wish they'd come up with cures for genetic disorders.

10. What are some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
That I was extreeeeemely quiet and shy, about everything.

Good! Hold on, yer coming up on some deeper questions now... ready?

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any)?
Spiritual beliefs that border on Shinto-ism, or Buddhism.

12. Do you drink?
Socially. I rarely EVER drink otherwise. Maybe a beer a month.

13. Do you smoke?
On very rare occassion hookah. Like... once, maybe twice a year

14. What are your fears?
Non-spider bugs, heights, bicycles/mnotorcycles/anything that requires my body being out in the open at high speeds (including roller coasters)

15. What are your dreams/goals?
Tp be a millionaire through careful planning saving and hard work, rather than through college. I want to know I put everything into bettering myself through sheer willpower.

16.Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
who hasn't?

Almost done!!! Time for some lighter topics now :D

17. Who are your best buds?
There have been a lot of folks who fit the bill, who I feel would be there for me if I desperately needed their help.

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
Doritos. Ramen, or Hot dog quesadillas.

19. Favorite drink?
Soda. Vanilla Coke, or Big Red soda. I think both have been discontinued here...

20. Favorite color?
I once had one... let's go with cobalt.

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Being able to speak to trees/ the earth.

22. Favorite movie?
Transformers the Movie: 1986

23. Least favorite food?
Asparagus, artichoke, kiwi, oranges, tangerines, grapefruit, shrimp

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
All those gross digusting things rich people eat to feel classy, just to say I've tried it. or tacos. Probably tacos... I'm pretty simple.

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
I drive a 2000 Nissan Sentra. I want... a goddamn Transformer.

Last 5 questions. You're in the homestretch, come on, you can make it! Lets see what gets under your skin.

26. Most disliked bug?
Silverfish

27. Most hated pet peeves?
People who complain about not making enough money.

28. Dislike in life?
That people have become too closed to their communities

29. Most annoying sound?
Drunken Gay Racist Rednecks

30. Most disliked TV show?
I don't watch TV. :P