fuck you, you gorgeous lump of person, you ;n; <3

if they're not stitched with kisses
we'll be in troubble.

wait... is she some sort of cyborg with sewing attachments in her mouth or is her tongue just that talented or does she have magical powers of kiss stitching

Well you see
master plush makers have to go to tibet to learn this technique where their tongues become lightening fast and able to will the stitching closed with the sheer power of their passion
it's a long and beautiful process.

I never learned that in Tibet. i must have been at the wrong temple. all i got was the ability to notice EVERYTHING going on around me

I went to tibet
and all I got was this shitty peace of mind.

you should have gotten the t-shirt. it was a nice warm hoodie