zoemoss did this and she is a cool, cool kid. Consider this my application to the cool kid club. Learn more about the man behind the bat than you ever wanted to!

Dear Furaffinity,
1. We all know what we call you, what about the folks at home? Whats your name?
For the purposes of the internet, my name's Holden.

2. How tall are you?
6-foot-nada.

3. Natural hair color? (if you can remember it)
I'm...kind of a calico person. Dark blonde hair on my head. Brown and red facial hair. Brown and black body hair.

3. What about eye color?
Greyish-blue. It sounds like an overly-fancy description, but if you saw, you'd agree.

4. What orientation are you?
SBF-- Straight But FaBuLoUs~

5. Are you single, taken, or undecided?
I hate to sound cliche, but it's complicated. I'm single, but there is some acknowledged tensions with a friend and yadda yadda yadda.

6. What do you do in your spare time?
Read many books, timewaste with vidya games, have conversations with friendses, go on hikes, drop sick rhymes, bake cookies.

7. What's your job?
Retail grunt.

8. What's one thing you like about yourself?
I think my face is alright. I also kind of have a nice chest.

9. Alright, now what about something you dislike about yourself?
My midsection...I've never wanted sculpted abs or anything, but it could be a little firmer. Kind of hypocritical, I know, given my main kink. (Incidentally, that's why The Bat's always drawn with a bit of a pot--it's an exaggeration of my own little tum.)

10. What's some things your friends noticed about you when they first met you?
I'd, uh, have to ask them.

11. Of what faith/religion are you(if any at all?)
Though it perhaps seems out of line with all the bee porn, I do consider myself a Protestant Christian. No hatin'.

12. Do you drink?
Not too frequently, but I do like a nice one now and again. Particularly Gin & Tonic.

13. Do you smoke?
Nope. Asthma. And too pricey.

14. What are your fears?
Deep water/drowning, porcelain dolls, the dark (only in unfamiliar locations), unfamiliar dogs, experiencing a grand reveal that none of my friends ever actually liked me.

15. What are your dreams/goals?
To get at least one graphic novel completed and published, to get a collection of short stories completed and published, to have contributed to either the aesthetic or the writing of at least one video game or movie, to move out of my current living place, to someday be married, and, in a bit of fanboyism, to meet Ross Campbell.

16. Ever had any crushes/ex's in the past/present?
Yep. I don't count crushes, but I'm up to three exes.

17. Who's your best bud?
From FA? Three-way tie between  ryonekochan,  lowlysquid, and  furyman87. Outside of FA, none of your business, internet~

18. Alright, you got the cravin' for munchies, what'cha reachin' for?
If I want something sweet: maltballs or dark chocolate. If I want something salty: croutons, chex mix, or barbeque chips (specially popchips or Kettle, yum). If I want something savory: jerky. (Especially teriyaki or buffalo.)

19. Favorite drink?
Three way tie between a good balanced mocha, a good cup of chai, or a nice mug of high-quality, unadulterated green tea or earl grey. I also drink a lot of milk.

20. Favorite color?
Yellow is the dominant fave. I also like grey. Wah wah wah grey isn't a colour whatever.

21. If you had any super power, what would it be?
Teleportation, wall-crawling, or telekinesis.

22. Favorite movie?
I love a lot of movies, but the top spot usually ties between Amelie and Fight Club.

23. Least favorite food?
I cannot stand carrots, any way that they're prepared. I never have liked them. I don't even like carrot cake. I also have some food allergies, to boot.

24. Quick! You have only one meal left before you die!!! What is it?
If I'm on death row, everything I'm allergic to, as a "HA HA SUCKAS." If I'm about to die for any other reason, it is a delicious flatbread pizza, crisp and delicate, olive oil base, roasted peppers, sweet onions, and chunks of freshly-made sausage with a fair bit of fennel, served with an expertly-made cappuccino and some ginger-dark chocolate gelato for dessert.

25. What do you drive/wish you drove?
A boxy old corolla. I love it! I've never really wanted a fancy car, I have kind of a weird affinity for ones that are kind of scuffed and beat-up (without being absolute junkers).

26. Most disliked bug?
Crane flies. Flying insects in general (I'm not really that afraid of crawling insects unless they're unexpectedly on me, because their movement patterns are predictable), but crane flies in particular. I think it's how spindly they are, similar to how some people are afraid of spiders.

27. Most hated pet peeves?
Like, my biggest one, or one that I hate others having? I'ma go with the former, it makes more sense. ...And now, of course, I can't think of one that isn't like "yeah, but who LIKES that?"

28. Dislike in life?
Like...just something that I dislike in life? Anything? I dunno how to answer.

29. Most annoying?
Most annoying what?

30. Most disliked TV show?
I don't really watch much TV, but I'd have to say Tim & Eric, with a runner-up going to anything Seth McFarlane craps out. (Family Guy and American Dad, both, I'll admit, have very occasional moments, from what I've seen...but nothing substantial enough to make up for the mountain of unfunny.) Butch Hartman's stuff also annoys me, if only for just how MANY shows he's been given that could have been handled just as well by up-and-coming cartoonists looking for exposure.