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13 years ago
tldr: I want to do voice work for donation to help save up so I can see my family and what ever I make over my goal I am donating to the Cancer Research Institute.
If you would like to donate, my paypal is trinityburningwitches@yahoo.com.
Hello Everyone!
First, I want to thank all of my Friends, Fans, Commentors, watchers, etc. for all of your continued support. It means a lot to me. I a sorry I haven't left personal comments for awhile, I will do so as soon as I can.
Now, for the reason that I am posting this journal.
As you all know, this is income tax season. This is the time of year Uncle Sam will take your kidney and sell it so that our government can keep our nation going round. As you also know, I am self employed and therefore subject to self employment tax. Now, I had planned to pay $500 or so since I made a lot more than my previous years.
I found out just recently that I owe basically double what I had thought. I have 120 days to come up with $600.
Then on top of that, I got a call the other day from a family member of mine. My uncle, who was diagnosed with stage 2 Esophageal cancer and COPD last year, was admitted to the ICU. My family thought that he wasn't going to make it.
Now, I am paranoid that he might not recover and I will need the money to go see my family. But in order to do that, I need this debt out of my way so I came up with an idea to kill two birds with one stone.
I will do voice acting work for the money to pay off the IRS, and if I exceed my goal, I will donate the rest of the money I receive to the Cancer Reasearch Institute. It was rated A on charitywatch.org, so I trust that all the money that I will give to this foundation will actually go to research instead of advertising to get money for research. I am calling this effort Voice for the Cure!
Now, until May 31st I will be offering these services:
1. Voicemail messages:
Have you ever wanted a sexy woman to take your calls? Well look no further! For your donation I will do a personal sexy voicemail box recording for you. It will have dialogue similar to this:
"You have reached the voice mail box of Portzebie. He can't come to the phone right now, he is a little... tied up at the moment. Please leave a message and he will get back to you as soon as he can."
The dialogue will not be the same for everyone word for word. If you have a dialogue you want me to specifically do for your voice mail, I will do it. I can also do a limited amount of accents for different languages, so if you want say a sexy French woman I can do that. Please let me know what you would like for your recording and I will see what I can do.
You will receive a personal mp3 file of your voice mail message through your e-mail that you will provide. I will not post this anywhere publicly, so this is really a one of a kind recording just for you. If you are not happy with the recording, please let me know what is wrong and I will attempt it again. Though there will be a limit of 6 attempts. I usually will not send a recording until I am satisfied that I did a good job and fulfilled all of the requirements so it shouldn't need to be changed very often. Also, by attempts I mean I sent you the file... you said X thing was wrong with it, I record it again and send you the file again.
For this I would appreciate a minimum donation of $1. Turn around for this depends on how many requests I receive. Though I can usually get this done and send you the file the exact same day. The most would be a week.
2. Ringtones
Sort of the same as the voice mail messages, but these are a little shorter and can be sexy, funny, impersonations that I can do, etc. Though for these if you want impersonations you will have to note me first before anything else, since there is only a limited number of things I can do.
One I did for a very generous person was I did in a sexy voice "You Got mail". You can use these as alerts for when you receive texts, are being called from a specific person, etc. Again, you let me know what you want and I will try my best to do it.
I have also been told that I have a pretty singing voice. So if you want me to sing part of a song I will attempt that as well. The only restriction is I will not do Screamer metal. My voice is not suited for it, and even if it was I don't want to strain my voice too much.
Minimum donation for this would be the same as the voice mail option with the same turn around time. You will get an mp3 file only for you and this will not be posted publicly unless you choose to.
3. Scripts
There are a few people on FA that like using VA's for flash or other personal projects. I would love to do any and all of it.
The minimum donation for a 20 to 30 lines of dialogue is $2, but if it is pages of dialogue please be considerate of the time and effort it takes to do longer scripts. If you have shorter than that, there is no minimum.
I would also appreciate that if you are doing this for a public thing, that I be credited as the voice actress.
I am willing to do adult scripts, but the turn around time will take longer than a clean script. Due to the length of a script, it might take longer than a week for turnaround. If it is really short I can do it really quickly.
4. Riffing Movies
Now, this is the only option that might be used for more than one donator.
Basically, I will do the same as MST3K. I will watch a movie of the donators choice, and I will make jokes and comments about the film. I have quite a large library of films that I can access from both Portzebie's and I's movie collections as well as Netflix and other sources. If I have not seen the movie before, it might take a little longer so that I know what I a dealing with. If in the event I can't find the film, I will let the donator know and they can pick another film or have the money refunded.
The only movie genre that I might not be able to do is Horror. Please for that genre send me a note, because there are some films that I can handle watching and there are others that I can't. For example, if it is a 1950's horror film I can handle it. If it is in the style of Army of Darkness or Zombieland or even the TV series "Walking Dead" I can handle that. Though that is on a "I will see if I can handle that" basis. An example of a film I won't do is Saw. Otherwise, you got it.
Though if you say "Brokeback Mountain" I will need a minimum donation for $3... I couldn't sit through that movie all the way only because of how uninteresting it was to me. Though I will admit it will be hilarious to see how I would try to entertain myself while the movie is going on.
Since these will take a minimum of an hour, some of the jokes might be scripted during the final record. Some will be spontaneous. I will also warn you that since this will require some editing, it will be the longest for turn around. If in the event that I have more than one person request the same movie, to save time more than one person might get the same mp3 file.
I will also warn you that the donation does not include the ability to see the film. You will have to either own the film or rent the film and play the recording while you are watching the film.
I request that if you do decide that you want a riff, that you do not post this one publicly until June 1st, 2012.
Since I may use this for multiple people, minimum donation would be $1.
If you would like anything that isn't in the options above, please let me know and I will see what I can do.
Thank you all for reading this, and thank you for your consideration.
P.S., for those waiting for your icons I apologize. If you would like a refund, please let me know and I will start giving them in June. If you need it sooner, I will try my best. I haven't forgotten, I could never forget.
If you would like to donate, my paypal is trinityburningwitches@yahoo.com.
Hello Everyone!
First, I want to thank all of my Friends, Fans, Commentors, watchers, etc. for all of your continued support. It means a lot to me. I a sorry I haven't left personal comments for awhile, I will do so as soon as I can.
Now, for the reason that I am posting this journal.
As you all know, this is income tax season. This is the time of year Uncle Sam will take your kidney and sell it so that our government can keep our nation going round. As you also know, I am self employed and therefore subject to self employment tax. Now, I had planned to pay $500 or so since I made a lot more than my previous years.
I found out just recently that I owe basically double what I had thought. I have 120 days to come up with $600.
Then on top of that, I got a call the other day from a family member of mine. My uncle, who was diagnosed with stage 2 Esophageal cancer and COPD last year, was admitted to the ICU. My family thought that he wasn't going to make it.
Now, I am paranoid that he might not recover and I will need the money to go see my family. But in order to do that, I need this debt out of my way so I came up with an idea to kill two birds with one stone.
I will do voice acting work for the money to pay off the IRS, and if I exceed my goal, I will donate the rest of the money I receive to the Cancer Reasearch Institute. It was rated A on charitywatch.org, so I trust that all the money that I will give to this foundation will actually go to research instead of advertising to get money for research. I am calling this effort Voice for the Cure!
Now, until May 31st I will be offering these services:
1. Voicemail messages:
Have you ever wanted a sexy woman to take your calls? Well look no further! For your donation I will do a personal sexy voicemail box recording for you. It will have dialogue similar to this:
"You have reached the voice mail box of Portzebie. He can't come to the phone right now, he is a little... tied up at the moment. Please leave a message and he will get back to you as soon as he can."
The dialogue will not be the same for everyone word for word. If you have a dialogue you want me to specifically do for your voice mail, I will do it. I can also do a limited amount of accents for different languages, so if you want say a sexy French woman I can do that. Please let me know what you would like for your recording and I will see what I can do.
You will receive a personal mp3 file of your voice mail message through your e-mail that you will provide. I will not post this anywhere publicly, so this is really a one of a kind recording just for you. If you are not happy with the recording, please let me know what is wrong and I will attempt it again. Though there will be a limit of 6 attempts. I usually will not send a recording until I am satisfied that I did a good job and fulfilled all of the requirements so it shouldn't need to be changed very often. Also, by attempts I mean I sent you the file... you said X thing was wrong with it, I record it again and send you the file again.
For this I would appreciate a minimum donation of $1. Turn around for this depends on how many requests I receive. Though I can usually get this done and send you the file the exact same day. The most would be a week.
2. Ringtones
Sort of the same as the voice mail messages, but these are a little shorter and can be sexy, funny, impersonations that I can do, etc. Though for these if you want impersonations you will have to note me first before anything else, since there is only a limited number of things I can do.
One I did for a very generous person was I did in a sexy voice "You Got mail". You can use these as alerts for when you receive texts, are being called from a specific person, etc. Again, you let me know what you want and I will try my best to do it.
I have also been told that I have a pretty singing voice. So if you want me to sing part of a song I will attempt that as well. The only restriction is I will not do Screamer metal. My voice is not suited for it, and even if it was I don't want to strain my voice too much.
Minimum donation for this would be the same as the voice mail option with the same turn around time. You will get an mp3 file only for you and this will not be posted publicly unless you choose to.
3. Scripts
There are a few people on FA that like using VA's for flash or other personal projects. I would love to do any and all of it.
The minimum donation for a 20 to 30 lines of dialogue is $2, but if it is pages of dialogue please be considerate of the time and effort it takes to do longer scripts. If you have shorter than that, there is no minimum.
I would also appreciate that if you are doing this for a public thing, that I be credited as the voice actress.
I am willing to do adult scripts, but the turn around time will take longer than a clean script. Due to the length of a script, it might take longer than a week for turnaround. If it is really short I can do it really quickly.
4. Riffing Movies
Now, this is the only option that might be used for more than one donator.
Basically, I will do the same as MST3K. I will watch a movie of the donators choice, and I will make jokes and comments about the film. I have quite a large library of films that I can access from both Portzebie's and I's movie collections as well as Netflix and other sources. If I have not seen the movie before, it might take a little longer so that I know what I a dealing with. If in the event I can't find the film, I will let the donator know and they can pick another film or have the money refunded.
The only movie genre that I might not be able to do is Horror. Please for that genre send me a note, because there are some films that I can handle watching and there are others that I can't. For example, if it is a 1950's horror film I can handle it. If it is in the style of Army of Darkness or Zombieland or even the TV series "Walking Dead" I can handle that. Though that is on a "I will see if I can handle that" basis. An example of a film I won't do is Saw. Otherwise, you got it.
Though if you say "Brokeback Mountain" I will need a minimum donation for $3... I couldn't sit through that movie all the way only because of how uninteresting it was to me. Though I will admit it will be hilarious to see how I would try to entertain myself while the movie is going on.
Since these will take a minimum of an hour, some of the jokes might be scripted during the final record. Some will be spontaneous. I will also warn you that since this will require some editing, it will be the longest for turn around. If in the event that I have more than one person request the same movie, to save time more than one person might get the same mp3 file.
I will also warn you that the donation does not include the ability to see the film. You will have to either own the film or rent the film and play the recording while you are watching the film.
I request that if you do decide that you want a riff, that you do not post this one publicly until June 1st, 2012.
Since I may use this for multiple people, minimum donation would be $1.
If you would like anything that isn't in the options above, please let me know and I will see what I can do.
Thank you all for reading this, and thank you for your consideration.
P.S., for those waiting for your icons I apologize. If you would like a refund, please let me know and I will start giving them in June. If you need it sooner, I will try my best. I haven't forgotten, I could never forget.
The other issue is that I only make $200 a week, and I have obligations that I have to pay on a personal level as well. So I can't afford to do this for the next few months of my life.
And the last, I need to also save up money to visit my family in case my uncle dies. He could die in a month from now, a year from now, tomorrow. I have no idea. I want to be able to save that money aside so that if it happens I can be there for my family. So time is not an entirely an option for me.
To assist those most in need, a six-month grace period on failure-to-pay penalties will be made available to certain wage earners and self-employed individuals. The request for an extension of time to pay will result in relief from the failure to pay penalty for tax year 2011 only if the tax, interest and any other penalties are fully paid by Oct. 15, 2012.
The penalty relief will be available to two categories of taxpayers:
Wage earners who have been unemployed at least 30 consecutive days during 2011 or in 2012 up to the April 17 deadline for filing a federal tax return this year.
Self-employed individuals who experienced a 25 percent or greater reduction in business income in 2011 due to the economy.
but tell me, what's your paypal account?
Thank you so much for the donation ^^.
It is based on the Matrix and a Rob Zombie song.
And you are not a woman hater because of your political stance. You are not a woman hater at all. That part I went over the line because I am getting sick of women's health being such a huge topic for debate when we should be focusing on the economy. So I apologize for that.