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Stuff and Things part duex
13 years ago
With this series of questions, I encourage you to be as creative with your responses as possible weather they are true or not!
Have fun and share this journal!
1. What the FUCK is wrong with you?
Bipolar, bitches.
2. What is your favorite meal for breakfast?
Scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon on a english muffin.
3. All or nothing?
All.
4. A gay couple and a lesbian couple decide to have a sex contest. How many cupcakes could you eat in one sitting?
One or two, if there is no milk. If there's milk, 4 or 5.
5. What type of music sucks?
Dubstep.
6. Toilet paper setting, over or under?
under
7. Think about your dad. I wanna meet that dad. Whats your dad like?
My dad is a blue collar, beer drinking dude. He likes to think he's funny, and he's a really good cook. He's also a food snob, like me
8. You are fighting against someone you absolutely HATE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
A cricket bat.
9. You are now fighting against someone you absolutely LOVE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
a foam sword.
10. Spit or swallow?
Swallow.
11. Shittiest present you have ever received.
Halfway used nail polish.
12. Have you ever done something completely fucked up and got away with it?
Mmmhmm.
13. Pokemon or Ponies?
OH GOD BOTH.
14. Dick or Butt?
; ;
15. Do you hate any sports? Explain.
Golf.
16. Shoes or sandals?
Barefoot!
17. Describe your ideal bicycle.
A tall one.
18. Beach or pool?
Depends. Beach for tanning pool for swimming.
19. Think of a city/town/place that you hate. What monster would you summon to destroy it?
The Cloverfield monster.
20. Cream Cheese or Sour Cream?
Cream Cheese
21. What is the most interesting thing you have seen in the past 24 hours?
Lightning.
22. What was your favorite childhood bath toy?
Bath crayons!
23. Name one thing you would like to see make a come back.
80's hair metal
24. If asked, would you apply sunscreen to a strangers back?
Probably not
25. What cartoon character was the most attractive to you when you were a kid?
Mr Peabody
26. It turns out that whatever you have the most of in your room will now make you instantly rich. What item is that?
Um, electronics?
27. You are in a band that is now bigger than the Beatles. What is the name of your band and what type of music does your band play?
Mesty and the Stompers. We're a girlie powerhouse band.
28. How would you break it to your significant other that you have been cheating on them, with your hand?
I'd let him walk in on it.
29. You have become internet famous for your worst habit. What habit is that?
Smoking?
30. Give a shout out to ya homies!
Yo dawg. I herd you like memes so I did this meme so you can meme in your meme.
Have fun and share this journal!
1. What the FUCK is wrong with you?
Bipolar, bitches.
2. What is your favorite meal for breakfast?
Scrambled eggs, cheese and bacon on a english muffin.
3. All or nothing?
All.
4. A gay couple and a lesbian couple decide to have a sex contest. How many cupcakes could you eat in one sitting?
One or two, if there is no milk. If there's milk, 4 or 5.
5. What type of music sucks?
Dubstep.
6. Toilet paper setting, over or under?
under
7. Think about your dad. I wanna meet that dad. Whats your dad like?
My dad is a blue collar, beer drinking dude. He likes to think he's funny, and he's a really good cook. He's also a food snob, like me
8. You are fighting against someone you absolutely HATE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
A cricket bat.
9. You are now fighting against someone you absolutely LOVE. What is your melee weapon of choice?
a foam sword.
10. Spit or swallow?
Swallow.
11. Shittiest present you have ever received.
Halfway used nail polish.
12. Have you ever done something completely fucked up and got away with it?
Mmmhmm.
13. Pokemon or Ponies?
OH GOD BOTH.
14. Dick or Butt?
; ;
15. Do you hate any sports? Explain.
Golf.
16. Shoes or sandals?
Barefoot!
17. Describe your ideal bicycle.
A tall one.
18. Beach or pool?
Depends. Beach for tanning pool for swimming.
19. Think of a city/town/place that you hate. What monster would you summon to destroy it?
The Cloverfield monster.
20. Cream Cheese or Sour Cream?
Cream Cheese
21. What is the most interesting thing you have seen in the past 24 hours?
Lightning.
22. What was your favorite childhood bath toy?
Bath crayons!
23. Name one thing you would like to see make a come back.
80's hair metal
24. If asked, would you apply sunscreen to a strangers back?
Probably not
25. What cartoon character was the most attractive to you when you were a kid?
Mr Peabody
26. It turns out that whatever you have the most of in your room will now make you instantly rich. What item is that?
Um, electronics?
27. You are in a band that is now bigger than the Beatles. What is the name of your band and what type of music does your band play?
Mesty and the Stompers. We're a girlie powerhouse band.
28. How would you break it to your significant other that you have been cheating on them, with your hand?
I'd let him walk in on it.
29. You have become internet famous for your worst habit. What habit is that?
Smoking?
30. Give a shout out to ya homies!
Yo dawg. I herd you like memes so I did this meme so you can meme in your meme.
