48% Man, right here.
13 years ago
01) [ ] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [X] You carry a wallet
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 6
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [X] Building things.
14) [X] Working out on gym machines
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [X] Wrestling
19) [X] Boxing/ MMA
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [X] Home Depot
22) [X] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 17
Do you say:
31) [] Son
32) [] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [X] When I was your age
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] Shit
40) [] Here's your
Total So Far: 20
Do you read:
41) [X] Playboy (Male version X3)
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [X] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 23
Have you:
45) [] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [ ] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [X] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 24
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%
02) [X] You carry a wallet
03) [X] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [X] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [ ] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis.
07) [X] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [X] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [X] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 6
Do you love:
11) [X] Video games
12) [ ] Working on mechanical items.
13) [X] Building things.
14) [X] Working out on gym machines
15) [X] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [X] Wrestling
19) [X] Boxing/ MMA
20) [ ] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 12
Do you shop at:
21) [X] Home Depot
22) [X] Lowe's
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [ ] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [X] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [X] Video game stores
30) [X] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 17
Do you say:
31) [] Son
32) [] I can fix it.
33) [] Man-up
34) [X] When I was your age
35) [] Don't be a wuss.
36) [X] It's just a scratch
37) [] Take it like a man.
38) [] That's not how you do it.
39) [X] Shit
40) [] Here's your
Total So Far: 20
Do you read:
41) [X] Playboy (Male version X3)
42) [ ] Sports Illustrated
43) [X] Comic books
44) [ ] Men's Health, Fitness, and/or Journal
Total So Far: 23
Have you:
45) [] NEVER crossdressed for any reason
46) [ ] NEVER cried during or after a film/television show.
47) [] NEVER chose wine over beer/liquor at a party.
48) [ ] NEVER attended a baby shower.
49) [X] NEVER said no to going to a strip club when you could afford it.
50) [] NEVER shaved/removed your body hair.
Total So Far: 24
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 50%