I read your journals :p
And I know I procrastinate horribly, but I'd be willing to try to draw for ya :3

I read stuff!

 mehndix does very nice work and has a pretty quick turn around. And she does a lot of work in streams so you can watch and comment as she goes :) I have several pieces from her!

I feel I should tell you a story, my blue lion. One day when I was a wee lad, not more then half a centimeter tall and less than an ant's weight. I was told by a lumbering mountain man these wise words. "Look to the sky, to see the mountain." These words have lived with me. They made me stronger, smarter, wiser. I learned that if you fail to make cheese, you have made a stink bomb. A mighty weapon to fell your foes. Then I learned that you must make foes in order to use your mighty weapon that you created in your attempt to make cheese. So with a beer in my hand and an axe on my ass I set out to see the world at large. It was a good movie but afterwards I set out on a journey. In my travels I met many a man, woman and angry beaver. The latter of which were quite humorous. It wasn't until one day after making many enemies to fell with my mighty cheese bomb and seeing many, many things that would cause even Chutulu to go mad that I was attacked by a wizard. This wizard was far greater then I expected, and though I had grown so very much from the day the mountain man visited me I was no match. The wicked sorcerer sent me back in time where I woke up in the middle of the woods on a mountain. It was there walked for 3 months, searching for a way home. In those months my beard grew mighty and I became myself a mighty mountain man. It was then I saw naught but myself, a wee half centimeter tall and less than an ant's weight. And I told me the same thing I said to myself all those years ago.

The moral of this story is, beware the angry birds. For they hate masonry.

that broke my brain I congratulate you XD thanks for putting a smile on my face deetz