Anyone watch this? So funny. It's like they just wrote a pile of jokes, shook it up, and randomly arranged them and called it a tv show.

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The test results were inconclusive. That's usually what people say when things test badly and this is a good example of that.

"You fit so well in that suit it's like you were poured into it."
"And part of me is still hardening."

I feel like my heart has been kicked in the testicles.

I fixed my marrige with mechanical attachments; I can fix THIS.

[parents almost getting caught messing around when kid comes in]
kid: "You guys are acting weird."
adult: "Don't worry. In 10 years you'll look back on this moment and go: 'ooooohhh....'"