WRETCHED EARTHIANS! You shall submit to my iron fisted tyranny... whoops wrong post, please pay that no attention. Moriarty St.James here with a brief wrap on FCN. So wow, Furry Connection North was purely a great time. here's at ton of the highlights lowlights high-fives and low blows in no particular order.

I made many mixed drinks and shared them. It is a point of pride that when I say "This is a sipping drink" that I really mean "Stay away from open flames."

I drank a lot. its too bad that Denya got screwed on the cider but not much could fix a distributor's error.

I observed the Dunwich Horror in all its blinking glory. It nearly broke my wing and nearly broke my sanity.

I met more furs that were totally cool, some that were ok and sadly a few that made me cringe.

Somehow I came home with money and even crazier with liquor.

I bought a badge from  kazewolf and some art from  kbooki and  Artful-Dodger which I really look forward to sharing. Also took cards from many others that I'll want to commission soon.

Long car travel with furs (eating meow mix) is not specifically covered in the Geneva Conventions, but I'm fairly sure we all know it is cruel and inhumane, this was compounded by the fact that I hadn't jogged before the trip up so I was a bit wired in the car.

Insert one or two jokes about furrys and schedules here, I'll get back to it (I promise)

Fursuits are awesome and I enjoyed them all but my fave for FCN will be varzen's Zephyr suit. I fully admit I'm even more biased than the West German judge in the gymnastics completion. Bats rule, accept it.

The swimming pool was nice the hot tub was great and I spent a wonderful amount of time running in the gym. My new swim suit is a black and electric blue masterpiece.

Nothing is better than walking around the corner as floppybelly is telling Mycroft B "You do know that Moriarty is here."

The gaming was good and so were the games. Lupus in Tabla was great even if I lost as the werewolf. Thank you Ix and Razzor for running the game even bigger thank you to iggy for letting us use his cards.

Furoticon continues to make me laugh, so it pays itself back three fold. the new booster style worked well but doubles should have been random its no fun getting paired with the suicide king when two hard-core suitcases team up.

The furs that hung out with me were great and the ones that hung out with the newer shinier furiends were not missed.

The Chinese buffet we went to was tasty but greasy and accidentally eating pork made this bat very ill. The company however was great and the stories were magical, once we got past an unfortunate drama-bomb.

The breakfast buffet was great and well worth the cost (especially the time it was free). The fact that my server would find Diet Cokes for me earned her generous tips as well.

If you buy nothing else from Bad Dragon, buy the set of three silicone pucks they look snazzy and you can tell everyone you have toys from BD. Plus they bounce well when thrown at people.

I wanted to dance more but all the fun stuff was piled into the night. I am the night. and even I can't be everywhere.

I'm sure I forget more than I wrote but I feel this is good place to end this note.