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Halo 4 sounds like a bad porno
13 years ago
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It has been 4 years. At the end of Halo 3, the Chief was floating towards this planet. It would not have taken 4 years for the Chief to float towards that planet. Especially with how fast the ship came out of that portal thing.
SOMEHOW Humanity has managed to piss off the Elites again, which makes no sense because Humanity and the Elites were bros.
Cortana's tits keep getting bigger
The Elites look like a Jackal and an Elite made babies.
Cortana get's all creepy and somehow upgrades the Chief's armor without bringing him out of stasis/cryo sleep.
THE WHOLE FIRST LEVEL SOUNDS LIKE HALO 2. What the fuck.
~tobyfatcat is reading the narrative for the first level of Halo 4 from Game Informer and it seriously sounds like a bad kinky film xD
The multiplayer has gone from cool, to Call of Duty.
What kind of fuckery is this.
Halo has been ruined. I will not be buying the new games. I'm a loyal Halo Combat Evolved and Halo 2 veteran.
Halo 3 was eeehhh... okay. The campaign was short, you kept going back over the same area like.... 4 times. The Flood and general gameplay was way too easy. They put invisible walls fucking EVERYWHERE. Made it absolutely no fun to explore.
Halo Reach wasn't even canon. The multiplayer is now like Call of Duty. The campaign was okay, but they screwed so many things up with the storyline. You couldn't even go and find the damned skulls! They were found for you!
RIP Halo. You're gameplay will be missed.
And if you're wondering what things Bungie fucked up, here's a list. [taken from a post on the Bungie.net forums.
Error: Reach was invaded on July 24th.
Proof: All Halo media has always stated Reach fell in one day, and that day was August 30th.
Sources:Ghosts of Oynx, First Strike, Fall of Reach.
Error: Alpha Company was wiped out completely during Operation: PROMETHEUS in 2537. Carter, Emile, and Jun should not be alive.
Proof: Halo: Ghosts of Onyx goes into quite a bit of detail on Operation: PROMETHEUS. Spartan-III Alpha Company (comprised of 300 Spartans) were sent to K7-49 on a mission to destroy plasma reactors the Covenant were using to liquefy metallurgical components.
The operation was a success, but it is explicitly stated that it cost the lives of every Spartan-III on the asteroid because they got cut off from their Calypso-class Exfiltration crafts and completely lost their unit cohesion.
Halo Reach chooses to ignore this. Carter (A-259), Emile (A-239), and Jun (A-266) are a part of Noble Team when they should have been dead years ago; Bungie have given us no explanation on how they escaped at all.
Sources:
- Ghosts of Onyx, page 83-87.
- Halo Reach
Error: ONI's actions as well as the Cole Protocol.
According to the Cole Protocol, if any Covenant Forces are detected, then all NAV bases and ships should purge their computers of information to protect Earth and the inner colonies.
Proof:If Covenant are detected on Reach on July 23rd, how is it that a month later, there are still computers with information to Earth still active? If ONI hadn't taken more than a month, than Blue team wouldn't have been deployed to the Circumference, and James wouldn't have died, and Linda wouldn't have been in a coma. Infact, they would have been on Reach with Red team.
Sources:
Pg 289 of The Fall of Reach gives information on the purging of Info not complete.
http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/United_N....._Command_Emerg ency_Priority_Order_098831A-1
Error: Carter, Emile, and Jun's age.
Carter is born in 2520. He was 11 years old when Alpha Company began their training. This puts him 5 years above the previously stated age, and it makes no sense at all. Why would they have an 11 year old on the same training regime as a 4 year old? It's too large of a difference, and it's an error that can be avoiding by simply changing his birthdate. This same thing goes for Emile and Jun, who are older than 6 years old at Alpha training.
Proof: Page 69(I'm doing this by memory, I may be wrong.) of Ghosts of Oynx states that all of Alpha Company was comprised of 4, 5, and 6 year old children that he was going to have to forge into the best warriors humanity has ever seen.
Source: Ghosts of Oynx, page 69.
Error: Lack of Orbital MAC's.
Proof: Reach had a number of Orbital MAC's that were used in the battle of Reach. They were present on August 30th, so they should have been present during the mission "Long Night of Solace" in Halo: Reach. Had they been present, they Jorge wouldn't have died. Where were they?
Source: Fall of Reach, First Strike, Halo: Reach
Error: Pillar of Autumn on Reach.
Proof During the final level of Halo: Reach, the Pillar of Autumn is on the planet, and isn't in space, preparing for the Prophet mission. This COMPLETELY destroys much of Halo's canon. If the ship wasn't in space, than the Spartans of Red Team would have never jumped to the planet, meaning that the 4 spartans who died, would have still been alive. Which could have hanged the outcome of the battle. PLUS, the space op to destroy the Circumference's NAV data wouldn't have happened. So Chief, James, and Linda had no reason to NOT be part of Red team. So the chief wouldn't have been on the Autumn, so Halo: CE wouldn't have happened.
Why schedule a mission to capture a prophet, when there's a full scale invasion of Humanities second most important planet?
Sources: Halo: Reach, Fall of Reach
SOMEHOW Humanity has managed to piss off the Elites again, which makes no sense because Humanity and the Elites were bros.
Cortana's tits keep getting bigger
The Elites look like a Jackal and an Elite made babies.
Cortana get's all creepy and somehow upgrades the Chief's armor without bringing him out of stasis/cryo sleep.
THE WHOLE FIRST LEVEL SOUNDS LIKE HALO 2. What the fuck.
~tobyfatcat is reading the narrative for the first level of Halo 4 from Game Informer and it seriously sounds like a bad kinky film xD
The multiplayer has gone from cool, to Call of Duty.
What kind of fuckery is this.
Halo has been ruined. I will not be buying the new games. I'm a loyal Halo Combat Evolved and Halo 2 veteran.
Halo 3 was eeehhh... okay. The campaign was short, you kept going back over the same area like.... 4 times. The Flood and general gameplay was way too easy. They put invisible walls fucking EVERYWHERE. Made it absolutely no fun to explore.
Halo Reach wasn't even canon. The multiplayer is now like Call of Duty. The campaign was okay, but they screwed so many things up with the storyline. You couldn't even go and find the damned skulls! They were found for you!
RIP Halo. You're gameplay will be missed.
And if you're wondering what things Bungie fucked up, here's a list. [taken from a post on the Bungie.net forums.
Error: Reach was invaded on July 24th.
Proof: All Halo media has always stated Reach fell in one day, and that day was August 30th.
Sources:Ghosts of Oynx, First Strike, Fall of Reach.
Error: Alpha Company was wiped out completely during Operation: PROMETHEUS in 2537. Carter, Emile, and Jun should not be alive.
Proof: Halo: Ghosts of Onyx goes into quite a bit of detail on Operation: PROMETHEUS. Spartan-III Alpha Company (comprised of 300 Spartans) were sent to K7-49 on a mission to destroy plasma reactors the Covenant were using to liquefy metallurgical components.
The operation was a success, but it is explicitly stated that it cost the lives of every Spartan-III on the asteroid because they got cut off from their Calypso-class Exfiltration crafts and completely lost their unit cohesion.
Halo Reach chooses to ignore this. Carter (A-259), Emile (A-239), and Jun (A-266) are a part of Noble Team when they should have been dead years ago; Bungie have given us no explanation on how they escaped at all.
Sources:
- Ghosts of Onyx, page 83-87.
- Halo Reach
Error: ONI's actions as well as the Cole Protocol.
According to the Cole Protocol, if any Covenant Forces are detected, then all NAV bases and ships should purge their computers of information to protect Earth and the inner colonies.
Proof:If Covenant are detected on Reach on July 23rd, how is it that a month later, there are still computers with information to Earth still active? If ONI hadn't taken more than a month, than Blue team wouldn't have been deployed to the Circumference, and James wouldn't have died, and Linda wouldn't have been in a coma. Infact, they would have been on Reach with Red team.
Sources:
Pg 289 of The Fall of Reach gives information on the purging of Info not complete.
http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/United_N....._Command_Emerg ency_Priority_Order_098831A-1
Error: Carter, Emile, and Jun's age.
Carter is born in 2520. He was 11 years old when Alpha Company began their training. This puts him 5 years above the previously stated age, and it makes no sense at all. Why would they have an 11 year old on the same training regime as a 4 year old? It's too large of a difference, and it's an error that can be avoiding by simply changing his birthdate. This same thing goes for Emile and Jun, who are older than 6 years old at Alpha training.
Proof: Page 69(I'm doing this by memory, I may be wrong.) of Ghosts of Oynx states that all of Alpha Company was comprised of 4, 5, and 6 year old children that he was going to have to forge into the best warriors humanity has ever seen.
Source: Ghosts of Oynx, page 69.
Error: Lack of Orbital MAC's.
Proof: Reach had a number of Orbital MAC's that were used in the battle of Reach. They were present on August 30th, so they should have been present during the mission "Long Night of Solace" in Halo: Reach. Had they been present, they Jorge wouldn't have died. Where were they?
Source: Fall of Reach, First Strike, Halo: Reach
Error: Pillar of Autumn on Reach.
Proof During the final level of Halo: Reach, the Pillar of Autumn is on the planet, and isn't in space, preparing for the Prophet mission. This COMPLETELY destroys much of Halo's canon. If the ship wasn't in space, than the Spartans of Red Team would have never jumped to the planet, meaning that the 4 spartans who died, would have still been alive. Which could have hanged the outcome of the battle. PLUS, the space op to destroy the Circumference's NAV data wouldn't have happened. So Chief, James, and Linda had no reason to NOT be part of Red team. So the chief wouldn't have been on the Autumn, so Halo: CE wouldn't have happened.
Why schedule a mission to capture a prophet, when there's a full scale invasion of Humanities second most important planet?
Sources: Halo: Reach, Fall of Reach
It's like they TRIED to make the Elites more beastly than Reach's Elites but got lost somewhere along the way.
I'll stick to the Halo 1 Elites xD
As for the way the elites look, I am guessing that is has to deal with the forerunners glassing their home planet which is the planet chief is floating towards. Hint, why there is gonna be a novel called 'Glasslands'. I am sure there are two groups of elites, but only time will tell. -shrugs-