This, I can confidently call the weirdest dream I have ever had in my life...it reads almost more like a bad LSD trip, since it's so strange. Kinda long, but it gets weirder the further into it you go... Also, for some reason, my friend Amanda ( fallofreason on LJ )from University (Swartzy, that's you!) is in it.

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In it, Amanda from university was my sister, and we lived with parents that are neither of ours in real life. We went for a walk in the woods that were out back of our house, and it was a really foggy/misty day. We must have been walking for an hour or so and we came upon this abandoned house in the middle of the woods. It looked like a small cottage to begin with, but it really isn't.

We went in it to explore, and I guess Amanda fell in love with it. The entrance and first half of the first floor seemed to be in the shape that an abandoned house would be in, and very old world cottagey. Amanda called our parents and had them come, and explained that she loved it, and wanted to live there. The further we went into the house the better condition it was.

There was a bathroom with this ridiculously huge/luxurious looking bathtub, which had been left full of water for a long time, so it had algae and stuff in it. And a skull. Outside of that room, there was like a living room that surrounded the bathroom, and from the windows we could see this huge backyard, which was beautiful. There were things called "owl trees", which had white and blue Christmas lights that came on automatically at night.

We found two alligators in the house, two small ones, so we put them outside through the windows, but I guess they had vocal chords or something, because they made this humming sound, that I swore sometimes I heard words out of them.

But there was a large bedroom on this floor, and a tiny one that lead to stairs. Some of the doorways were made too small for me to go through, so I'd have to cut through the living room to get to the stairs.

The second floor was carpeted in a beautiful cream coloured carpet and in better condition. It had a landing which had more bedrooms (two or three) and then another room that had a large couch, a loveseat and a fainting couch, a dinner table with two chairs, this huge, glass encased fireplace, and stairs carpeted in a caramel coloured carpet that lead up to the next floor. Amanda began going up the stairs, and I noticed a door at the other side of the room, so I went to check it out and it was this huge study/library-like room.

The next two floors up were all bedrooms, a toy room and a rec room. In a few of the bedrooms there were a few people there, sleeping in the rooms. Weird people, one who would only communicate through a creepy sock puppet with tiny, real teeth, a woman who had so many different hair extensions, one who slept with a computer chair in the middle of her bed, etc.

This broke our hearts, because it was technically their place.Well, they woke up, and found us, and the woman with the puppet started talking threateningly to me with her puppet, and I was trying to explain how theoretically, some people live on $600 a month, and if we bought the house, but they still lived there and paid ridiculously low rent, it would hardly even effect that.

We somehow convinced them to go into town to we could figure it out at the bank. I was walking into town by myself, and I ran into a guy who was filming a tv show, and ended up walking with him, into an airport/mall, where we raced to see who could get to the washrooms first. The public washrooms were small and ridiculously cramped.

Once I used the washroom, I walked out of the door and I was in the bank with everything, and negotiations were going really poorly. I went outside for a smoke, which put me on Colborne St. in Brantford, near the University (because in the dream I smoked, wtf?) and my uncle (who held a very close resemblence to David Caruso...wtf?) was just pulling up outside of the bank.

He got out of his car, and began writing a cheque. He explained he was going to buy the house FOR us and we could kick out the tennants or whatever. I went in, and told Amanda, and we were about to tell everybody when I woke up.

And I woke up highly confused.