A truck driver walks into a diner. Sitting down at the counter he orders a huge bowl of chili. After he finished it he ordered another giant bowl, inhaling it in moments. A guy sitting next to him looked on in amazement. “you really like chili don’t you bub?” said the guy.
“Ah sure do son!” replied the truck driver. “Ah could eat twenty bowls of this.”
“Sure you can.” said the guy.
“Can too.” the truck driver replied.
“Liar!” said the guy.
“Ah bet you a thousand bucks Ah can!” said the truck driver.
“YOU“RE ON!.” retorted the guy. “let’s meet here tomorrow. And we’ll see!”
The next day the two met at the diner. On the counter sat twenty large, steaming bowls of chili. The truck driver then sat down and began eating away. One bowl disappearing after the next. But then just as he was about to start on the fifteenth bowl the truck driver suddenly got very sick to his stomach. He then barfed and collapsed. Trying hard not to up chuck himself the guy went up to check on the truck driver. “I thought you said you could eat twenty bowls of chili!” he said.
“AH-AH don’t know what happened.” said the truck driver. “Ah did just fine when Ah rehearsed this mornin!”