The Uncomfortable Meme
13 years ago
Journal header:
What color are your underwear/panties?
Most of them are blue (not wearing any right now)
Do they have a design?
some have stripes, but that is about it.
Girls, what color is your bra?
N/A
Is there a design?
N/A
what color are your socks?
White and black. (not wearing any right now)
Is there a design on them?
not beside the logo
Are you a virgin?
Uhm... not really? Sorta..
Happy that way?
No. I wish I were a virgin.
What is your favorite sex position?
The one that my future wife will like the most.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Ex-Gay (Work in progress.)
Do you look at hentai?
Nope
Real porn?
I've learned to avoid it.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
not that much any more.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
nope.
Who was your first kiss with?
I assume you mean in the romantic sort of way.. Haven't had one yet.
Are they of the opposite sex?
I would hope so.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes... on the sex.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
nope, not unless I wanted to go all gay, and that's not going to happen anymore.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I would hope that I would have the grace enough to forgive, and the passion enough to make sure that it never happened again.. unless with me.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Don't even have one in my ears.
If so, where?
I got an IV once.. does that count?
Do you have any tattoos?
nope.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I guess..
If so, which ones?
Rubber cement.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
Ever been cheated on?
Not really.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nope.
Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, I've made a few too.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
I don't have a twin.
Have you ever masturbated?
Really? I'm a guy. I've thought I was going to go to Hell for masturbating, more than once. Still couldn't stop.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
yup.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Not that I know of..
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Abstinence.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
light porn. I've RP'ed quite a bit of it.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
nope.
Do they care?
Yes.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Nope, you're doing a fail job.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
yup.
Most of them are blue (not wearing any right now)
Do they have a design?
some have stripes, but that is about it.
Girls, what color is your bra?
N/A
Is there a design?
N/A
what color are your socks?
White and black. (not wearing any right now)
Is there a design on them?
not beside the logo
Are you a virgin?
Uhm... not really? Sorta..
Happy that way?
No. I wish I were a virgin.
What is your favorite sex position?
The one that my future wife will like the most.
What is your sexuality/sexual orientation/What the fuck do you consider yourself?
Ex-Gay (Work in progress.)
Do you look at hentai?
Nope
Real porn?
I've learned to avoid it.
Do you read smutty/porn stories?
not that much any more.
Do you read/watch/look at gay porn/hentai/stories?
nope.
Who was your first kiss with?
I assume you mean in the romantic sort of way.. Haven't had one yet.
Are they of the opposite sex?
I would hope so.
Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes... on the sex.
Is there any one of your friends that you would ever consider having sex with?
nope, not unless I wanted to go all gay, and that's not going to happen anymore.
What would you do if you walked in on your partner having sex?
I would hope that I would have the grace enough to forgive, and the passion enough to make sure that it never happened again.. unless with me.
Do you have any piercings other than your ears?
Don't even have one in my ears.
If so, where?
I got an IV once.. does that count?
Do you have any tattoos?
nope.
If so, where?
N/A
Have you ever been pregnant/got a girl pregnant?
Nope.
Ever done any illegal drugs?
I guess..
If so, which ones?
Rubber cement.
Have you ever cheated on someone?
Nope.
Ever been cheated on?
Not really.
Have you ever been called a whore/slut?
Nope.
Do you own any sex toys?
Yes, I've made a few too.
Have you ever had a sexual fantasy involving a relative?
I don't have a twin.
Have you ever masturbated?
Really? I'm a guy. I've thought I was going to go to Hell for masturbating, more than once. Still couldn't stop.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of yourself?
yup.
Have you ever taken a naked picture of someone else?
Not that I know of..
Are you on any form of birth control(the pill, the patch, etc)?
Abstinence.
Have you ever written/drawn smut/porn?
light porn. I've RP'ed quite a bit of it.
Do you swear in front of your parents?
nope.
Do they care?
Yes.
Are you uncomfortable yet?
Nope, you're doing a fail job.
Are you taking this quiz of your own free will?
yup.