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2+3 does not equal 10...
13 years ago
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Restaurant Hostess: Good morning, ma'm! How many will be in your party this morning?
Woman Customer: 10 people. We'll just take that round table of 5 over there.
(Said round table can only fit 5 maximum)
Restaurant Hostess: Since you'll have 10 peole, ma'm, I can offer you a much larger table here that can seat everyone in your party together, not to mention you'll easily have more room to see everyone and eat breakfast (shows table to customer)
Woman Customer: (sneering) No, I don't want that one. I want the round one.
(enter Man Customer)
Man Customer: Let's sit at this one since it's bigger.
Woman Customer: (looking at the table with disgust, refusing to sit down, and clearly upset)...
Man Customer: You want the round one?
Woman Customer: Yes.
Man Customer:...Fine.
Restaurant Hostess:.... (sets menus on the table, smiling) "Ya'll enjoy your breakfast!"... (goes back to kitchen & facepalms)
Woman Customer: 10 people. We'll just take that round table of 5 over there.
(Said round table can only fit 5 maximum)
Restaurant Hostess: Since you'll have 10 peole, ma'm, I can offer you a much larger table here that can seat everyone in your party together, not to mention you'll easily have more room to see everyone and eat breakfast (shows table to customer)
Woman Customer: (sneering) No, I don't want that one. I want the round one.
(enter Man Customer)
Man Customer: Let's sit at this one since it's bigger.
Woman Customer: (looking at the table with disgust, refusing to sit down, and clearly upset)...
Man Customer: You want the round one?
Woman Customer: Yes.
Man Customer:...Fine.
Restaurant Hostess:.... (sets menus on the table, smiling) "Ya'll enjoy your breakfast!"... (goes back to kitchen & facepalms)
I freakin' hate old people.
Here's one from me:
Customer: I need fertilizer for my grass.
Salesman: Well, what area do you have to fertilize?
Customer: It's for my grass.
Salesman: Yes, but can you estimate how big your grass field is?
Customer: Oh, I use it repeatendly.
Salesman: Hands him a big package.