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BEWARE OF COUGAR ATTRACTING PHEROMONES!
13 years ago
I fucking love my man, I swear to God xD
Auzzie: sorry my neighbor is a fucking chatterbox xD
Jazzy: Its ok, baby
Auzzie: idk how the talk of "have you seen silvester?" goes into "what fertilizer do you use on ur flowers?" xD
Jazzy: they were secretly hitting on you? 8D
Auzzie: DONT EVEN GO THERE XD
Jazzy: I dunno, baby, it could happen. You are quite the hottie <3
Auzzie: I HAVE ENOUGH COUGAR PROBLEMS AS IT IS X3
Jazzy: SEE
Jazzy: EXACTLY
Jazzy: Its like you scream "I'm a yummy male in my sexual prime. All cougars, FLOCK TO ME."
Auzzie: I fucking hate you right now x3
Jazzy: No you don't, you love me to pieces <3
Jazzy: Not my fault you emmit some kind of cougar attracting pheromone xD
Auzzie: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Auzzie: NOT FUNNY XD
Jazzy: IT IS
Jazzy: Remember, baby, if they ask you to come help fertilize their bushes, DON'T DO IT.
Auzzie: IM GOING TO KILL YOU XD
Auzzie: LOL
Jazzy: Omg, can't stop laughing xD
Beware the cougars! x3 
Man, I miss being in college ... xD
And besides, who needs cougars when you got a smexy wife and a hot werewolf? :P
I dunno, it's like I cast a spell on people where they are really unnaturally respectful, and civil and nice, and I make them lose alll interest in the humpa humpa. xD