Well rusty looks like we're gonna eat our way out of another jam


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The Rules: This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine. You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. NOTE: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it. And be honest.

Smoked weed -- $10 (I should count this twice lol)
Did acid or pills -- $5 (not gonna count the one my grandma gave me when I had poison oak...)
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo/FA? etc --$25
Had sex for money -- $100 (find it repulsive)
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20 (bit racist to be that specific???)
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Cross dressed -- $10 (murr)
Given money to stripper -- $25 (again repulsive)
Been in love with a stripper -- $20 (I'm tellin you, she's a hoe)
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive and drank -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before --$20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10 (despite having sex, he never let me kiss him...)
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20 (once and I didn't finish, so I dunno what exactly that's puts me at...)
Cheated on your significant other -- $10 (I would never cheat, threesomes however...)
Masturbated -- $10 (almost everyday =P)
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10 (used to steal weed from my stepdad lol)
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in public -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex --$25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars-- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7) -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time-- $50 (its not something I in particular could do, I'm a huskybuttsexual =P)
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Pissed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20 (I wouldn't ever regret anything because that might have let me to not meet my huskybutt <333)
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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Do you wanna eat cake off my ass?


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