*quirks a brow* Well I'm not quite sure how many people will answer a real-life request about that. I wouldn't mind keeping you company here though. :P Rar.

Answers here are for comic value and personal curiosity, since this is my April 1st gag. I do sometimes have a yearning for some male 'companionship' but I'd never search/beg for it in this way.
And I don't really do the online thing much anymore. I enjoy talking to people, when I'm on, but I don't RP too much.

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Wait whut? is this an online or real life thing

And "share my affections with my wife" Wooooah holdup a second? You have a wife, but youre looking for a little slutty slave boi too? O.o *brain broke*

Although I can understand wanting a gaming partner :P Girls are no fun as gaming partners, heh

Both, or either - though preferably real-life.

I don't neccesarily want a "slutty slave boi" but rather, a "willing, amiable, but somwhat compliant boi-toy". Or at least, that's how my April 1st gag goes.

As for gaming partners - if you think girls don't make good partners, you should face  witchiebunny in UT2k4... Phew!

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*appears around a corner with a flak cannon in hand*

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>anime sweatdrop<

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Must:

- be effeminate
- be submissive, but not slave-like
- willing to share my affections with my wife

Preferably:

- be good at video games, or at least willing to play
- be shorter then 6ft


Hmmm...
1. Nope
2. Erm, maybe, I guess...
3. Sure.

4. Well, I'd like to think so.
5. Erm, hmmm, too tall, it seems.

Ah well.

>poke< You're excempt anyway because you're a friend...and we owe you too much already to make you a boi-toy.

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So your wife is cool with this? :> Or is this on the down-low?

1. Can be! XD Can also fake straightness very well. (See photos.)
2. Can be both. Was a pet for several years.
3. Share as in, 3-ways? Cause I don't do chicks. :> Or do you mean, not mind that you have a wife?

4. Okay but no DDR or Smash Brothers. XD
5. 5'9.

Do I pass? Well, maybe, there's also the matter of location. I have no idea where you are. XD

My wife and I have a bit of an open-relationship, but we're very selective and I would never do anything behind her back. If I wanted to be with someone, but she said no - then it wouldn't happen. That goes both ways.

1. >toothy grin< Excelent... And I loved the photos....
2. I don't neccesarily want a 'pet' and certainly not a 'slave', but I do have a thing for effeminate guys who could kind of...hang on my arm or melt at my touch. One way I could describe it is this - if we're in the mall bathroom, and I press you against the wall and put my hands up your shirt (or perhaps lower), would you stop me?
3. Three-ways aren't a requirement. You would, of course, have to be comfortable with me having a wife and loving her a great deal, yes. But you wouldn't have to do anything with her if you didn't want to.
4. I don't do DDR. I do enjoy Super Smash Brothers Brawl, but I was thinking more along the lines of UT2k4 and the like (with maybe some C&C3 thrown in).
5. Height really isn't that much of an issue, but yes, that works.

You pass. You pass with flying rainbow colours! As for location, we're in Tucson, AZ USA.
And though this is an April 1st jest, you're still...a great choice...

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Oh, and you get big bonus points for being a birdy-boi! Murrrlicious... :-P

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XD I figured it might be a joke, but hey it plays into my fantasies as well so have at it!

Likewise.

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Oh and I LOVE AZ, if I ever roadtrip out that way I'll be sure to stop by! XD

As for the mall question...I'd probably put up a little resistance, but that's half the fun. ^.^

Please do! We'd love to have you here.

And the more you say, the better a choice you make yourself...

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Haha!! Rawk.

Unless this whole thing is an April 1st joke. hah

It is indeed - although being honest, I wouldn't mind a male 'companion'.
I've plenty of experiance with females, but they are only half the population...

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1. I'm 6'1''
2. I don't show myself to the public(i'm a secret)
3. I'm slave material
4. I'd own you at video games so much you'd cry

Shucks...

But no worries - this being an April Fool's jest, I can overlook all those. Except for maybe number 4... I'm a really poor loser...

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u_u
lol!

if you made  dopr5 cry, then I'd have to own *you* at video games.

And I tend to be ruthless.

oh don't make me lol!
I'm one of the best players on COD4:MW if the lag doesn't interfere with my game, and don't even get me started on racing games!

I don't do COD4, I prefer somewhat older tried and true games, like UT2k4 or even Battlefield 2.

But I will take you on in Burnout 2, Road Rage.

How about it?

don't makea me laugh! i've played racing games seince the first Gran Turismo! burnout may not be as technical, but i can still race like a pro

Okay dude, you've never actually *seen* me play, so don't assume that I'm no good, k? Scroll up, even my husband admits I can be a force to be reckoned with. I'm really not into the machismo stuff, tho and to continue this would be bordering on useless and immature, so unless you actually plan to come over here and challenge me to a game of Burnout, I'm going to leave it be.

I guess so, but I simply state the truth, I'm only really good at 2 types of games, first-person shooters and racing games, but I literally suck at other games, like mario party, or fighting games...:(

ok... you know what, i'm gonna just stop! you're right, unless i can prove myself, i have no right to gloat.
i'm here to to enjoy a friendly comunity, not say how good or great i am.

It's okay. If I meet up with you at a con tho, and one of us has our game systems...

it's on.

You know that, right?

^.^ sure! :)

If that were a real request, I'd probably take you up on it. ^..^

It was my April 1st gag, but that doesn't mean I wasn't at least partially serious...

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And what about your partner? Would she be interested too? ;)

We both take a pretty casual view of sex, and eroticism and do have what I guess would be called an 'open' relationship.
This openeness however is centered around the fact that no matter what else goes on, I'll always be returning to bed with her.

She's not just my consort or my 'mate' - she's my legal wife; and for a reason. We'll always be comming back to one another.

We also both have a thing for both genders, and a change of partner isn't unwelcome. But as I said, I know who I will be going back to bed with come nightfall...

Still, I wouldn't never do anything behind her back. Our rules go liek this:
Neither of us would do anything with anyone without the other's approval. I would never do anything with another guy or girl unless she was ok with it. If she didn't like them for whatever reason - nothing would happen.
That goes both ways.

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What about shared 'pets'? ... Just curious. ^..^

We have three of those: Gil-Galad, Khan and Ilsildur.

How about a friend instead? :)

Hehehe... Are those animals or humans?

That was meant to be directed at witchiebunny but I assume you know just as well.

They're cats. :)

LMAO... Good stuff.
I'll eat whatever they're eating.

Not so much a 'pet', buuuut....

Let's say, I at least would rather have a friend "with benefits". How those benefits pay out is another thing.

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