Its really funny when you think about it when someone that gets all jealous just because they don't get to play around with you. Its funny really.

There is someone that lives near by who proves my point. He wanted me to become his pet and do things with him. I never told him I was even interested in him and that I really did not feel like being his and his mates pet. Being that I already have an owner. What makes me laugh so much about this is not him asking me about that a week ago, its what took place during this week.

Here I am just joking around about wanting to do something erotic. (sadly this guy took me serious) His response to my question was he could help me with my problem if I become his pet. (don't laugh yet this isn't the funny part :) ) After he finishes with that text I tell him, "I already have an owner and I told you before no". Obviously no means ask 2,001 times.

With this he tells me but your owner shit is just an online thing (maybe he forgot to check with other furs on how they are owned) anyways just to sum this crap up. I tell him that the person who owns me is planning to move in with me. (ok this is the funny part) He actually made it seem like he cared. "O I wouldn't let this guy move in with you (known this guy for over 4 years and a great friend if I might add) because all he wants from you is sex."

*stops for a second* Really, Really, that's the only thing he was fucking worried about. Was me having sex with another person. I mean come on that has jealousy written all over that statement. No offense to this person, but there is no way in hell I would sleep with you anyways.

Sorry for making this such a long story, but hey we all need a good laugh right. :P