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How to speak Minnesotan.
17 years ago
Got it from louvelex.
Loverly!
age: 22
Where did you grow up: Minnesota! Wheeeeee!
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A creek. For example, Anus creek seeps down from gooch hill.
2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Hobo-wagon!
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Child bludgeon!
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
The pan!
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
my DICK.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
The gutter!
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
The patio!
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Pop!
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Fried bison nipples!
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
A sub!
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Bathing suit or Trunks!
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sneakers!
13. Putting a room in order.
Un-fucking!
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly!
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
The sixty-nine!
17. How do you eat your pizza?
With a side of your mom
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Garage Sale! Also, yard sale!
19. What's the evening meal?
Mother's tears...
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Dungeon!
always the best one...
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Why, that would be the water fountain! Hah haaah!
Gosh.
Loverly!
age: 22
Where did you grow up: Minnesota! Wheeeeee!
WHAT DO YOU CALL:
1. A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks.
A creek. For example, Anus creek seeps down from gooch hill.
2. What is the thing you push around the grocery store is called.
Hobo-wagon!
3. A metal container to carry a meal in.
Child bludgeon!
4. The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in.
The pan!
5. The piece of furniture that seats three people.
my DICK.
6. The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof.
The gutter!
7. The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening.
The patio!
8. Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages.
Pop!
9. A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup.
Fried bison nipples!
10. A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself.
A sub!
11. The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach.
Bathing suit or Trunks!
12. Shoes worn for sports.
Sneakers!
13. Putting a room in order.
Un-fucking!
14. A flying insect that glows in the dark.
Firefly!
15. The little insect that curls up into a ball.
OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
16. The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down.
The sixty-nine!
17. How do you eat your pizza?
With a side of your mom
18. What's it called when private citizens put up signs and sell their used stuff?
Garage Sale! Also, yard sale!
19. What's the evening meal?
Mother's tears...
20. The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are?
Dungeon!
always the best one...
21. What do you call the thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places?
Why, that would be the water fountain! Hah haaah!
Gosh.
I NEVER WOULD'VE GUESSED, eh
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