Ohhh Dwarf Fortress....why must you torment me....
    13 years ago
            So...-Redacted Idiot- decided to play Dwarf Fortress with 6 of his Feline relatives...A fine fortress was constructed using Marble dug from the depths taking two years to fully build. Sadly however breeding of his relatives led to vast overcrowding of the pet variety. 
This was not a problem until -Redacted Idiot- chose to build a majestic lake of lava. During its final stages of construction two aforementioned relatives disrupted construction efforts, leading to Levels; 3, 4 ,5 and 6 being flooded. All workers within the castle perished; leaving a lone child and 30 kittens on the top most level of the fortress.
                    This was not a problem until -Redacted Idiot- chose to build a majestic lake of lava. During its final stages of construction two aforementioned relatives disrupted construction efforts, leading to Levels; 3, 4 ,5 and 6 being flooded. All workers within the castle perished; leaving a lone child and 30 kittens on the top most level of the fortress.
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