Post shirtless pictures . . . of your K9 Corps action figures!

but they're in a box in the storage unit under another box down the hall and it's late and i am le tiiiiiiiiired @_@

Hey pup,

I can see you're not keeping sane right now,

Had I the time, focus, and your IM ID's, I'd have you Relaxing, Sinking Deeper and Drifting Deep under my hypnotic command in an instant to alleviate your boredom ;)


Of course, Requesting a continuation of your Tranced Policeman series is alluring, as well as any other ideas of hypnotic enslavement you have buzzing around your mind, secretly craving to be done to you ;)

That is a good way of putting it. I am not keeping sane right now. o_0

I don't do IM's. :3 Haven't since college, actually. I'm really ADD (I was diagnosed about 20 years before it was the go-to LD for little kids) and little popup message tabs do NOT work well with my brain. :/

Well...before I really go tearing away with Arrested 3 there is a little vignette I had in mind. Maybe Arrested 2.5 will have to happen...

Looking forwards to it pup.

Howdy. Your subject caught my eye. Good job!

that makes me kind of proud :p Especially with your icon, lol. like "EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY good job!" well thanks ;)

I demand that... You summon the forces of insanity from their prison in outer space.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM they've been out since, like, 2004? 2005 maybe? DIDN'T YOU GET MY EMAIL ON THE SUBJECT

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT I missed it how*checks e-mail*No it was in the SPAM No

If I may ask/know, is a certain someone away on business trip? <=( And What's your opinion of all this "NATO" in IL with the "riots"

Hope your weekend'll go alright and I hope this pollen calms down for ya. XP

Watch a Movie with Tim Curry in it. XD And think of videogames that interest ya that may be revealed and/or talked about next month at the Electronic Entertainment Expo.

nupe! he's here. just has his own shit going on. and yeah, NATO sure is happening. seems annoying but i'm sure things will be fine. not sure if we want to become Washington Pt 2, seems really annoying with virtually no payoff. REAL glad we didn't get the Olympics, that would have been a huge pain in the ass.

pollen is good, i'm feeling better . may actually get to the gym this week.

LOL. you're right, that sure is a distraction. ;) Tim Curry that is. I haven't really clicked with a viddy game in the last couple...uh...when did Dead Space 2 come out o_0? Since then.

*Nods* Ahh, ok. And bleh. I don't even want to 'member what could've been if the Olympics would've been held here. Oh F. X.x

WOOHOO! I'm truly glad ta hear. <=) May it stay pleasant then for ya, Bud. ^^

*Nods* You're not kidding. XD And D'aaaw, Nothing good for 1.5 years? XP Well, than I hope you find something of interest coming out after the first week of June then. XD

Scour your calendars for a date that works ;3

Also if C has dragged you into yet ANOTHER RPG that was released recently we should stomp evil's face together sometime :D

I think Chris has pretty much worked this one out. OH LORDY THE HYENA IS PLANNING THINGS.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo totally NOT into Diablo. it looks boring as hell. -_- ALL HE DOES IS SIT AND CLICK THE MOUSE. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGG *gackpth*

Hey! As long as it turns out that's all that matters to me =)

Alright. FINE. I'll just save the world myself and Chris and I will have all these epic tales to speak of and you'll have no idea we're talking about.

Ummm...SO THERE! YEAH! >_>

I demand you do something hot. >:3

i grew a beard :3 u wanna see a pic?

Pics or I don't believe it then. :3

Yooouu! When will you get around to hitting me up on IMs?? DD:

YOU! I still don't have an IM client! :D HAHA I'M SUCH AN ASSHOLE

HEY LET'S USE TWITTER. we'll just message back and forth. ENDLESSLY. annoying EVERYONE ON THERE. because you know why? because FUCK TWITTER, THAT'S WHY

Well, DM's were invented for a reason!

are you getting engaged? XD... X3
how is "arrested 3"? XD
... I demand you a... hypno lovely story XD XP XD X3

NO I'M HAVING TROUBLE WITH THAT TOO. lol

it's...existing. O.O

ALL my hypno stories are hypno love stories. :p I am the queen of pulling off a romantic ending where you'd least expect it ;)

Here we go: LISTEN TO THIS , and picture this:

Imagine a world where there is a large blue-green orb full of water in a fancy hotel-esque building, and that the water cascades down a stairway where it becomes a sort of gel. This gel then floats off the stairway and reflects turquoise, magenta, neon purple, and lime green light. Bouncing around the cream colored marble floors and ceiling, the light gives the room a warm and giddy delightful feeling.

While it reflects said light, each blob of gel turns into a translucent square gummy platform (still emitting the aforementioned colors of light) and furs from around the world are summoned to each panel, which now float in the air over a blue spongy coral reef.

Thousands are dancing. Mist sprays from the large central orb, giving a dewy sheen to everyone's fur.

Gravity is lessened, it's a summer day in front of the building, and behind it, a summer night.

The environment limit has been disabled, it's time to PARTY!!!

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Lol, no idea where that came from. Hope it helps. XD

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I am so f**king high.

Heehee! Isn't it great? Although I wouldn't call it high, since I've never been that (and hope never to be, XD), but I instead call it IMAGINATION EXPLORING!

Also known as daydreaming. It's fun^^

*bounces on a section of barely immersed blue spongy coral as minecarts with raving, muscular, see-through gel golems rooster tail the water*

FUZZY WET FLOOFY SPLOOSHY PARTY!!! 83

*does slick dance moves and kicks up water on everyone's PASTEL DRESS SHIRTS, revealing their ripped chests*

Jump around, jump around, jump around now! Have FUN!!! X3

I SHALL COMMAND YOU TO... TO... ummm... I don't know... check your notes?

By the way, how's your stories going?

I DID AND RESPONDED HAHA WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT.

wretchedly. o_0 just horribly unmotivated lately. for months now. i think it's the horrible chaos of my disorganized living space. ARRRGH

Here come the another note! It's heading into your direction!

I completely understand what you meant, it happened to me before too...

Meow. That is all.

I would let loose with my usual string of barks, but I am Le Tired -_-

Good. I would've swatted you for it, anyway.

*Bites*

Don't listen to Noa, he'll make you watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show! XD
But reply to his text message if you haven't done so already

In other news:
Does the puppy need its belly scratched? ^.^

Well, that definitely would distract me! Maybe I'll pop in "Clue."

I haven't. @_@ I STILL haven't. OMG I'M A BAD FURIEND.

The puppy needs a stiff drink! D:

WOOOAAAH, hold on there for a minute!
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I'm not allowed to write "furtastic", but you get to use "furiend"? DOUBLE STANDARDS!!! :-P

I command you to get your black and tan ass over here THIS INSTANT. We have business to go over. >:3

Maybe I do need a vacation. We went down to a state park on Saturday and it was such a nice distraction.

....

We don't have any BUSINESS YOU JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX!

State parks are pretty badass. We've got a great one over here with rock climbing and all kinds of shenanigans!

And that is quite the strong accusasion! The strong, I can bench two of you kind of accusasion!

Do some more porn stories, involving a bear, and a chihuahua. Muscular, sexy, and the setting: dorm shower room.

You poor pup; need of a BIG BEARHUG?

That would be pretty hot. I hope you're ready for a mouthy, dominant, verbal, angry-borderline-abusive chihuahua. There are few things I love on earth more than hot mexicans.

YES PROBABLY, and also a massage and a stiff drink. Is there some sort of spa where I could get all of those things?

Yes, do it dude. I'm ready for a sexy chihuahua. ;) I have a sexy Mexican doberman available too; his name is Nathan Alvarez. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5844043/

*BIG BEARHUGS & a BIG BEAR MASSAGE* X3

How about a story with some more paw/tickling content in it? @w@

WHY ARE YOU INTO THAT LOLOLOL?

Jeez, why haven't I posted anything like that? o_O

Because I'm weird and different ;n; *sulks* (/jk :p)

Ywah, why haven't you? >:/

Sorry, that should have been WHY, ARE YOU INTO THAT? because it would be silly for me to ask that. because you obviously are. @_@ sorry, left out the comma.

i don't know, i've written like HUNDREDS OF PAGES of it @_@

Whoa, really? WHY HAVEN'T YOU POSTED ANYTHING LIKE THAT?!

Um. Um. Um. PRESSURE! CAN'T THINK!!!! @.@

QUICK FREAK OUT THAT WILL HELP lololol

barkbarkwoof? :3 *nose* *nose* *nosenosenosenosenose*

BTW, when you shave your head, you can do an EXTENDED boomf, which is where you do the standard boomf (I am POSITIVE I am getting that word wrong) and then rub your head all over your mate's chest and shoulders and big muscular arms. It's fun. I'll show you when you're here next.

also re your questi

...on earlier, yes.

MY TOUCHPAD IS BEING A LITTLE FINICKY TONIGHT

Yeah, I'm usually too fussy about my haircut for that, unless I haven't brushed it yet. XD
I do tend to do that when I'm high, though

Wait, which question?

Search random words on google, it helps me relaxe.

ALL OF IT IS PORN @_________________@

Porn helps people relax.

Hallo, what is your opinion on the yu gi oh card game?

My opinion is THAT IS SOMETHING THAT EXISTS. Beyond that no clue, lol

also i wonder if maybe that's something like pokemon

and then i think that i probably embarrassed myself expressing the last thought

and then i get distracted remembering there is a 65-pound, 41x68" wrought-iron gate in my car, which i bought on Craigslist to make a fence for my mother's garden so my sister's dog won't romp through it and destroy it, and which is going to make my commute INCREDIBLY stupid tomorrow, and which i'm thinking of now because i have a.d.d. and my brain is always on scan.

so...there you go. LOL

it is like pokemon and I suggest you put some cloths on it and take the car-pool lane.

UH UH UH

HULLO. AM I LATE? I think I'm late. Son offa-