My job is to be pretty.
13 years ago
No, srsly. It is.
I work at a salon/spa/boutique place where all my coworkers are either
A)Super rich housewives that just got bored and decided "working would be fun"
or
B)Their daughters, who need some extra money so they can go to the mall EVERYDAY.
Sure, I get laughed at when I show up with my lunch in a Winn-Dixie bag, but honestly, eight dollars an hour, CASH, just to sit around, be pretty and polite, and surf the free net all day, really isn't bad.
And job security is pretty good, since I'm the only one who can work the computer to sign people in and out and balance appointments :D
I work at a salon/spa/boutique place where all my coworkers are either
A)Super rich housewives that just got bored and decided "working would be fun"
or
B)Their daughters, who need some extra money so they can go to the mall EVERYDAY.
Sure, I get laughed at when I show up with my lunch in a Winn-Dixie bag, but honestly, eight dollars an hour, CASH, just to sit around, be pretty and polite, and surf the free net all day, really isn't bad.
And job security is pretty good, since I'm the only one who can work the computer to sign people in and out and balance appointments :D
FA+

Kind of like being pretty but more pot-head wrangling.
:l
Just, you know, not money.
I get paid for my voice. No, not a phone sex service... I answer the phones for hospitals, doctor offices, and funeral homes afterhours when thier offices are closed. I take aaaaall sorts of calls from someone's grandmother is dead in a bathtub to a Coroner letting me know just what he thinks of his job. (le-sigh) All I have to do is sound smart and cute on the phone and all runs by smoothly. Thus the no males at work. If I dont know something I just sweetly say "Oh honey, I dont know, I'm just answering the phones" and the lunatic apologizes and hangs up.
Meanwhile, I surf the internet all day and wwatch Netflix.
Best $10 an hour ever.