How to properly use social media
13 years ago
If the contents of the journal below don't concern you, don't waste my time responding :D
I'm up earlier than I need to be, sore, and a little cranky...what better time to tweet! Ill call these, "How to properly use social media."
1) Tweet about how "unattractive" you are, receive compliments.
2) Be generally uninteresting, but hot. Post about toast you ate (or something else innane), receive comments.
3) Get a series of new commissions, cash in on popularity while not actually having done anything.
4) Make witty comment on social media, flirt with fanboys.
5) Again, be generally uninteresting, but NOT hot. This time, post a series of memes and Youtube videos to appear funny. (Also works if hot)
6) Complain about people on the internet grabbing attention, attention grab yourself in the process. (Hey wait...)
If those instructions don't get you watchers/comments, nothing will! Except I GUESS being interesting or decent. But who has time?
1) Tweet about how "unattractive" you are, receive compliments.
2) Be generally uninteresting, but hot. Post about toast you ate (or something else innane), receive comments.
3) Get a series of new commissions, cash in on popularity while not actually having done anything.
4) Make witty comment on social media, flirt with fanboys.
5) Again, be generally uninteresting, but NOT hot. This time, post a series of memes and Youtube videos to appear funny. (Also works if hot)
6) Complain about people on the internet grabbing attention, attention grab yourself in the process. (Hey wait...)
If those instructions don't get you watchers/comments, nothing will! Except I GUESS being interesting or decent. But who has time?
FA+

And I've always wanted to know, do you consider FA a form of social media too? I guess it is....much of that does apply to me. And here I thought avoiding Facebook and Twitter made me the better man *headshrinks*
And I love number 6. Thank you for adding it. ;)
*hugs and hopes to catch you sometime this weekend while I'm up your way!*
Well You are interesting so this doesn't apply to you