So this is my conversation with a person. To give some context to this situation, I was outside bringing in shopping carts while this couple were trying in vain to get oversized lawn-furniture into a car way to small to fit it.

Man (after walking up to me): "Excuse me, do you have some rope.

Me: If you need some rope, we sell it in the store.

Man: I Didn't ask you if you sold rope. I asked you if you had any you could give me.

It was at this point I wanted to tell him, "Yes, I keep tons of rope right up my ass. Let me just get it for you." Thankfully, I was smart enough to just walk away.



P.S. If you'd like to here more of my angry rants, let me know. I tend to get one a day. Just one person that is either so asinine that I want to shoot them or two dumb to live.