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A list of possible themes for future conventions
13 years ago
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I've noticed that cons always have themes to them which I always ignore! For Example, FAU's theme this year is Chris Christie's lack of neck* If you're doing a con or planning on doing a con, or doing a planning of a con, or planting a con, and you're having trouble coming up with a theme, Here's a bunch of themes I think would really work well for a furcon.
1. Chess
2. The Plague
3. The albino guy from Princess Bride
4. Dogs can't use doorknobs
5. The first 45 minutes of Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
6. Sniff the world!
7. The last 10 minutes of Audition
8. David Bowie's crotch bulge From Labyrinth
9. The French Revolution (only the executions though)
10. The great horse shortage of 1832
11. Working Retail
12. Prune Party
13. The ghetto
14. The Rat guy from Beekman's World
15. Things that almost look like dogs
16. The Amish
17. Coolio's Second Album
18. Morrissey's Hair
19. The non intense parts of the Die Hard movies.
20. The "Two weeks" seen from Total Recall.
21. Fred Savage
22. Marble Madness
23. The Last Donut, (Or alternately, the last half eaten donut)
24. The Federated States of Micronesia
25. Anthrocon
26. Washing Machines
27. Sweat pants
28. Bees.
29. The back of the fridge
30. Funyuns
31. The gooey stuff inside of the Stretch Armstrong in the back of your closet.
32. The kitchen area of the set of Roseanne
33. Cereal Mascots and Cereal
34. Plastic Island
35. Past Presidents that no one gives a shit about.
36. Steve Urkel's car
Note: *Chris Christie is New jersey's governor.
1. Chess
2. The Plague
3. The albino guy from Princess Bride
4. Dogs can't use doorknobs
5. The first 45 minutes of Willie Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
6. Sniff the world!
7. The last 10 minutes of Audition
8. David Bowie's crotch bulge From Labyrinth
9. The French Revolution (only the executions though)
10. The great horse shortage of 1832
11. Working Retail
12. Prune Party
13. The ghetto
14. The Rat guy from Beekman's World
15. Things that almost look like dogs
16. The Amish
17. Coolio's Second Album
18. Morrissey's Hair
19. The non intense parts of the Die Hard movies.
20. The "Two weeks" seen from Total Recall.
21. Fred Savage
22. Marble Madness
23. The Last Donut, (Or alternately, the last half eaten donut)
24. The Federated States of Micronesia
25. Anthrocon
26. Washing Machines
27. Sweat pants
28. Bees.
29. The back of the fridge
30. Funyuns
31. The gooey stuff inside of the Stretch Armstrong in the back of your closet.
32. The kitchen area of the set of Roseanne
33. Cereal Mascots and Cereal
34. Plastic Island
35. Past Presidents that no one gives a shit about.
36. Steve Urkel's car
Note: *Chris Christie is New jersey's governor.
-The Dancing Plague of 1518
-The Carried Interest Loophole, closing of
-Zany alpine names for caskets
-Famous Agoraphobics
-E-cigarette Conventions
Also, how about:
1. Mutual Funds
2. My favorite Serial Killer
3. Flying Buttresses.
4. Rick Moranis movies.
Maybe Chris Christie is so angry because he doesn't have a neck. I would say we should give him one and make him happy, but to follow his mindset, it's his own damn problem, he should fix it himself and stop looking for a handout.
#20 - Exploding ladyfaces are hard to pull off, but would be satisfying
The things we inadvertently stare at when our minds wander
Mile post 24 of the Pennsylvania Turnpike Northeast Extension
Dumbwaiters of the 19th century
Your Etch-A-Sketch Never Forgot You
Art Deco
The interior of BiC Pens headquarters
That one activity your dad made you do in the summer that you always hated
Windows 7 default themes
Act-like-you-just-woke-up-from-a-coma-and-don't-know-what-year-it-is
Everyone hates Diablo Cody
Halo II
"Back To The 1890s"
Off-brand knockoffs of famous products
Visual BASIC
Sex worker trafficking
"Doors, Doorknobs, and Those Springy Doorstops That Stuck To The Wall That You Always Used To Fiddle With When You Went To Your Grandparents' House"
Librarians
Unusual Tribal Rituals or just good ol' Voodoo
Monster Trucks Galore!
Coyotes (the sneak-you-over-the-border-kind)
The "I'm trapped in my raver outfit from 1999 and can't have enough glowsticks" con
Any theme would go with Vanilla Ice as GoH, too (word to your mother)
Introducing the 2014 Warren G. Harding Anthrocon! With panels on the Tea Pot Dome scandal!
NORMALCY NOW, NORMALCY FOREVER
2. This part of Bewitched.
3. Gee coach, should we be doing this?
4. Reverend Estus Pirkle's The Believers Heaven
5. No Horses Allowed
Broken toenails
Distinguished shrubberies
"Your mama" jokes
14. The Rat guy from Beekman's World - Meeeeeemories!
35. Past Presidents that no one gives a shit about. - James K Polk. We call him POLKer face. (TODD GET OFF THE STAGE
Is it wierd that I never owned a stretch armstrong?
*wrestles with face*
Two.... weeks....
*writhes in agony*
Two weeks AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
A Mutant Mars Con would be great, with Kuato as the guest of honor and Quaid busting heads. Yes.
38. That awkward moment... yea... that one... you know... THAT ONE!
39. Anger management classes
40. Scurrow-Con
41. Matsi-Con
42. Bring your parents to a furry con
43. Broken glass and upright nails
44. Life as a single celled organism
45. Scurrow Con 2: Electric Boogaloo
46. The wonders of deodorant
Theres ten i'm sure you approve of :3 more to come if you so choose.
Can Trix Rabbit bring his gay friend Quik Bunny?
I actually yelled at someone for wearing sweat pants at my first AC.
Sweat pants boners is the theme of the room parties.
Good Hygiene
2. when superman comes does lois lane get blasted through the headboard?
3.fun with raw radiation
4.the new teenage high:snuffing melted my lil ponies
5. Heminway porn
FWA was going to bronies for 2013, but they couldn't secure the MLP rights. Now it's going to be FWA '13: Adult Horse Brethren.
38. Broken Electronics
39. Pubic Hairstyles
40. Inflatable Sandwiches (with a panel discussion on how-to)