What is something funny I can do to my car for the smog tec?

Funny, like for a good chuckle? Hmm, I'm gonna have to give that a bit of thought, I'll get back to you on it later today.

The funniest thing I can think of would be leaving little notes around the car. You know, things like "Have you checked your timing yet?" (When was the last time any manufacturer incorporated an adjustable distributer in their vehicles? Even Nissan's moved on.); "Don't forget to check and double-check your odometer, good sir."; "Am I an OBD2 protocol vehicle, or a CAN car?"; and probably a little note in the fuel cap door that reads, "Let's make sure the fuel cap is not defective for the gentleman or madame that owns this vehicle."

Little things like that which aren't terribly obtrusive, but a subtle reminder that your at least aware that there's a certain set of rules and procedures that the smog tech must adhere to in accordance with those set forth by the Bureau of Automotive Repair. And yes, I'm aware that some sense of humor and wit is lost in having typed this bit of advice out, rather than give a live performance that could do it justice.

Oh, well. Can't fault me for at least not trying. Anyway, what else is going on? Something good, I should hope.

Haha that would be funny. And not much really^^