Hey messyfurs. This is Aiden Raccoon and I just wanted to show you an item I ordered. http://shop.oxballs.com/LOG-dildo-b.....one-DIL025.htm I got the third one in cause I think it is most realistic out of those and I like the slightly curved shape. Can't wait to use it. It was like near $100 after shipping but I figure it's a one of a kind novelty item that I probably won't find again anywhere else.