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I'm a Super-villian!
17 years ago
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Totally ripped from 
kaar
1. Choose your closer ultimate objective:
A. World Domination
B. World Annihilation
C. "One Million Dollars"
D. 72 Vixens, herms of course
A. Without question. Let’s face it, I can’t screw it up worse than the rest of the idiots who’ve tried.
2. Describe your secret lair
A massive sprawling laboratory hidden beneath a lake, everything clinical white, and the rooms full of genetically modified nasties :3
3. What is your supervillian name?
Barron Von Icehammer!
4. What is your superpower?
The ability to phase into an alternate dimension where I cannot be affected by, or affect, any objects in this plane of existence (imagine phasing out, sticking your arms into someone’s chest, phasing back in and ripping their lungs out :3)
5. What is your costume and what snappy little uniform do you make your thugs wear?
Dark flowing pirate shirt, loose black pants, steel boots, steel clawed gauntlets and a heavy steel mask that looks like a skull. My minions would all wear white lab-coats over bulletproof vests, carry H&K G36C’s and wear face-concealing riot helmets.
6. What elaborate death awaits your superhero, that you have just now captured by the way..?
He will be tossed into a gladiatorial style pit and forced to fight the meanest and nastiest of my genetically modified pets while I watch. If he survives, I’ll pull the lever that closes the doors and starts the incredibly slow trap-door floor of the arena to open up, exposing the vat of acid underneath.
7. The superhero escaped, blame the MPAA I don't know, you shake angry fist at them and say.....
‘JUST YOU WAIT! NEXT TIME, THE DOORS WILL BE BULLET-PROOF!’
8. YOU are captured by the superhero now, what heavily fortified facility do you escape from in time for the next issue:
A. Prison
B. Asylum
C. Hell
D. Government Lab
B. Although given my super-powers, this should not be an issue –evil grin-
9. Finally give your best evil laugh :)
he… hehe….ha haha!... AHAHAHAHAHAA! AHAHAHAHAAAA! AHAAAHAAAAHAA! MWAHAHAHAHA!
kaar1. Choose your closer ultimate objective:
A. World Domination
B. World Annihilation
C. "One Million Dollars"
D. 72 Vixens, herms of course
A. Without question. Let’s face it, I can’t screw it up worse than the rest of the idiots who’ve tried.
2. Describe your secret lair
A massive sprawling laboratory hidden beneath a lake, everything clinical white, and the rooms full of genetically modified nasties :3
3. What is your supervillian name?
Barron Von Icehammer!
4. What is your superpower?
The ability to phase into an alternate dimension where I cannot be affected by, or affect, any objects in this plane of existence (imagine phasing out, sticking your arms into someone’s chest, phasing back in and ripping their lungs out :3)
5. What is your costume and what snappy little uniform do you make your thugs wear?
Dark flowing pirate shirt, loose black pants, steel boots, steel clawed gauntlets and a heavy steel mask that looks like a skull. My minions would all wear white lab-coats over bulletproof vests, carry H&K G36C’s and wear face-concealing riot helmets.
6. What elaborate death awaits your superhero, that you have just now captured by the way..?
He will be tossed into a gladiatorial style pit and forced to fight the meanest and nastiest of my genetically modified pets while I watch. If he survives, I’ll pull the lever that closes the doors and starts the incredibly slow trap-door floor of the arena to open up, exposing the vat of acid underneath.
7. The superhero escaped, blame the MPAA I don't know, you shake angry fist at them and say.....
‘JUST YOU WAIT! NEXT TIME, THE DOORS WILL BE BULLET-PROOF!’
8. YOU are captured by the superhero now, what heavily fortified facility do you escape from in time for the next issue:
A. Prison
B. Asylum
C. Hell
D. Government Lab
B. Although given my super-powers, this should not be an issue –evil grin-
9. Finally give your best evil laugh :)
he… hehe….ha haha!... AHAHAHAHAHAA! AHAHAHAHAAAA! AHAAAHAAAAHAA! MWAHAHAHAHA!
