Here are some facts about Google that were obtained by an inside source.

FACT: Google's office buildings are black cubes with no windows or visible doorways.

FACT: There are exactly five google employees and they make 5.2 million dollars a year to play grabass with eachother.

FACT: Google makes exactly ten duotrigintillion (a googol) dollars a year.

FACT: Search results are totally fixed.

FACT: Every single person who works at Google is a fursuiter. Fursuits are the only required dress code.

FACT: Google was created in 1923 by Irving Google.

FACT: Google owns the moon.

FACT: Google launches Godgle in 2012