Have you ever had that moment where you're performing your morning daily abdulations, look down and say to yourself, "That is, without a doubt, the largest thing that has come out of me in my entire life."? Probably followed by, "Golly, it feels like a railroad spike has been dislodged from my spine."

I'm talking literally positive it's never been bigger. Not just 'Wow that was a bad one' but genuinely 'That's my lifetime record.' Ever had that day?

A less modest man would have taken a picture. Though I really almost did.