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Thark! (My John Carter review.)
13 years ago
John Carter is freaking awesome. That is all.
Okay, I'm not done. If you can, you should definitely see it in a theater, but not with popcorn, as it's too loud and might drown some of the AWESOME. I really liked the Tharks, and the walking city, and the ships that fly on light. But it only has two problems. One, the marketing team on that should be shot. It's currently going the way of the "great movie no one's seen".
And two, British accents. On Mars. What?
Anyway, go see it. Right now. It's worth it.
Okay, I'm not done. If you can, you should definitely see it in a theater, but not with popcorn, as it's too loud and might drown some of the AWESOME. I really liked the Tharks, and the walking city, and the ships that fly on light. But it only has two problems. One, the marketing team on that should be shot. It's currently going the way of the "great movie no one's seen".
And two, British accents. On Mars. What?
Anyway, go see it. Right now. It's worth it.
