In case you haven't noticed, we're on the razor's edge of war, in some form, with Iran. If Romney wins, I suspect conflict will be more open, but make no mistake--President Obama's "subtle" methods of cyber warfare, spying, and potential assassination are highly aggressive and highly dangerous.

To be frank, if I was Iranian, I would probably set aside my problems with my leaders and band together to defend my homeland from what I would fairly perceive to be unwarranted foreign instigation.

Let us remember that Iran does not have WMDs, won't have WMDs for some time, has repeatedly said that it doesn't want WMDs, has taken steps away from preparing nuclear WMDs, and suffered the results of WMDs during the Iran-Iraq War.

Let us also remember that our own so-called leaders have bungled relations with Iran for the past fifty years, starting with our frightfully retarded support of the Shah and our continual condescension toward them despite that they are not entirely different from us at all.

Now that I've said my bit, I'm going to brush up on my Persian and remember not to hold my breath on the leftist--I mean, anti-war movement lambasting our Warmonger-in-Chief for his warmonging.

Salaam, Tehran!