I need to collect a sample of your venom, for um... science? Anyways here's a shot glass.

....

I NEED YOU TO BITE ME

SO I CAN HAVE THE DRUNK

It's true, I can vouch.

So does this mean you're not virgin? (get it? Because virgin drink...I'll shut up now)

All I can imagine is groups of frat boys playing drinking games that involve sticking their heads in buckets full of snakes.

So...anyone you kiss on the lips gets drunk?

Biting them to get them drunk is a given.

So you'll just spray it into your own mouth all the time to get drunk, then.

Or does this mean you're immune to your own venom, meaning, you can never get drunk again, since your system is so accustomed to alcohol?

some classy shit happening right now
lemme tell you what

legit

ALREADY DAEF CANON

Does that mean that Daef and Bowrll... ARE THE SAME PERSON!? :O

hissssstthh

yeah ok with your BILL?

SPITTIN VENOM 520

How intoxicating! o3o

GENIUS oh my god I love this.

... must suck face.
Naow.

I don't know how, but this just make me laugh and listed my spirits. Vodka/Rum Snake.

[Bartender] What'll it be?
[Customer] Gin and Tonic, please.
[Bartender] Sorry, we're out of gin.
[Customer] Hm... wait a sec *walks off*
[Bartender] ...?
[Customer] *walks back in and "milks" "venom" into glass* Tonic it is.

Cya at AC =3

PLEASE BITE ME

Ohhhhh noooooo!

Haha omg, I wish I could fave this journal

That's brilliant! You can bite someone and the wound will clean itself - not to mention the benefits of inebriation.

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/58866549/n.....rll_cannon.png

best cannon