I heard I was s'pozed to do this shit. SO HERE GOES BRO

Where will you be?
Pittsburgh. Isn't that fuckin obv, man?

Where are you staying?
The Westin Main Hotel, ROLLIN IN A SUIIIIIIIIITE BAYBEEEEEE

Traveling with?
 thereddog DUDEBROMAN

Arrival Date:
THURSDAY

Leaving Date:
MONDAY

Who will you be with?
FREAKIN COOL PEEPS BRO

Hanging out with/meeting up with/saying hi to:
Is there BOOZE?! Fuck man, gotta bring it for this party dog

Suiting?
I AM DBAG

Parties?
Dont be a DUMBASS

Do you do free art?
DO YOU GIVE BOOZE?!

What is your gender?
BRO.

How old are you?
4 MAN

Are you taken? Are you looking for a 'mate'?
What the FUCK kind of question is this?! People go to these things lookin for love? PSHHHHH

Can I touch you?
BROFISTS. You hug me I punch you. Deal?

Can I invite you out for food/fun/etc?
Pay for me BAYBEEEEE

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
GOd this fuckin thing has too many fuckin questions

Can I take pictures with you?
You cant HELP but do that man. Imma be photobombin ALL THE PICS

Are you nice?
BAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAA Dude I'm the nicest guy EVA

Can I stalk you?
If you want a tazer in yo dick

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
FUCK YES

Can I hug or snuggle you?
GAY BRO GAY.

May I ask you for a Dance?
Man, thats what I dig

Can I talk to you?
UM, are you a MUTE? If the answer is NO, then YES.

Can I give you stuff?
FUCK YEAH

Can I do naughty things to you?
UM, fuck man, this question is so FUCKIN AWKWARD

Planning to get commissions?
SURE BRO

How can I find you?
CANT MISS THIS SWAG

ROLL CALL BITCHES